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Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the front of his car smashed in. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
and another
An elderly gentleman was completely deaf much of his life, but eventually technology meant that his doctor was able to operate and restore his hearing almost 100%.
During a checkup the doctor said, "Your hearing is near perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet, but I have changed my will three times!"
KR
Now, how can you not think that is funny ?
Go watch one of those because you will get more entertainment from them.
I once saw a monkey in a space suit. It was very funny.
heheheh
:D
A man was walking down the road, when he saw a magic lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie came out. The Genie said, "You can have one wish." The man said, "I wish to be lucky" and it was granted. The next day, the man was walking to a bar, when he found a tenner on the floor. He thougfht to himself, "You lucky man!" He proceede down the road, when he came across a dodge viper with the keys in the ignition. He thought again, "You lucky, lucky man."
After his previous luck, he walked into the bar. He met a nice indian woman, and they went home together to bed. He woke up in the morning, and scratched the red spot off of her forehead. "Core blimey, i've won £10,000!!!" he said.
KR, Microchips..... GET OUT! :P
Hercules, you can stay here if you continue to talk about monkeys
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> KR, Microchips..... GET OUT! :P
Fine then, don't expect any more spoof places :P
ok then.
I once won a trip to the zoo and went to the monkey section.
This monkey took a big crap and started to eat it.
Also on the trip, my friend called Freddo had a banana and was eating it whilst in the monkey section. He went real close up to the fence thing and a monkey stole it off him and started to laugh.
heheheh
how can that not be funny?
They are really big and pink.
Have you ever seen a monkey in a nappy?
Well if you havent then i suggest you do.
Too funny for boring people.
:D
Thats http://www.monkeywinkels.tk/