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"Oi, Mr Happy"

Your mission before the weekend is to watch the following films:

Big Trouble in Little China
The Cannonball Run
What's up Tiger Lilly
Flash Gordon

And the catch?
You're not allowed to go on about some obscure Finnish remake in 1974 from Lars Von Larsson.
Neither are you allowed to bang on and on about bloody French cinema, cinema verite or any other form of pretentious "Mark Cousins" type waffly cobblers.

No Spanish movies, no domestic dramas from Sweden about ducks and the tragic loss of innocence suffered in a menapausal moment in Rjkyevic.

You have to watch these movies, come back with a nice light-hearted review of each and no stroking YOUR SODDING GOATEE AND BERET.
Damn dirty Beatnik.

"Oh, well of course the similar themes expressed in Pedro Almodavar's 'Hot Donkey Love' were followed less emphatically be the slightly less renowned Bulgarian direcor Sergi Bizenbidet"

Stop with your silly-talk and just watch a bloody film, eat nachos and say "That ruled".

Heh

Yeah but there's blood and stuff in it.

And in one bit,he has a chainsaw for his hand

Grix Thraves wrote:
> You've all got to get the Evil Dead pack too, with the Book of the Dead case.

That's a little bit avant-garde isn't it? Dangerous territory Grix. I'd stick to Disney myself. Can't go wrong with a bit of Snow White.

All those Zombies. Sounds a little too challenging.

Groovy.

You've all got to get the Evil Dead pack too, with the Book of the Dead case.

Your terrible

Goatboy wrote:
> Hey, Mr Happy is overly serious about movies.
He's not a woman.

I did watch Muriel's wedding the other week...

Hey, Mr Happy is overly serious about movies.
He's not a woman.

My beard will eat both your futile attempts.

While you're at it, watch Notting Hill, Bridget Jones' Diary, Crossroads and She's All That.

Only kidding.

Class Tiger Lilly lines:

"Take that you Saracen pig! Roman Dog!"

"My snake is going to marry....a chicken!"

"I'm such a good henchman!"

"That secret camera takes pictures of you totally naked, so unless you're totally unashamed of your bodies, you'd better leave me alone."

Goatboy wrote:
> "My moustache will eat your beard"

It's true you know, my beard is shrivelling and you're beginning to look like Kitchener