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Big Trouble in Little China
The Cannonball Run
What's up Tiger Lilly
Flash Gordon
And the catch?
You're not allowed to go on about some obscure Finnish remake in 1974 from Lars Von Larsson.
Neither are you allowed to bang on and on about bloody French cinema, cinema verite or any other form of pretentious "Mark Cousins" type waffly cobblers.
No Spanish movies, no domestic dramas from Sweden about ducks and the tragic loss of innocence suffered in a menapausal moment in Rjkyevic.
You have to watch these movies, come back with a nice light-hearted review of each and no stroking YOUR SODDING GOATEE AND BERET.
Damn dirty Beatnik.
"Oh, well of course the similar themes expressed in Pedro Almodavar's 'Hot Donkey Love' were followed less emphatically be the slightly less renowned Bulgarian direcor Sergi Bizenbidet"
Stop with your silly-talk and just watch a bloody film, eat nachos and say "That ruled".
Heh
1st.....J.Galbraith&Son.....1336
2nd....Burton&Glover.......1248
3rd.....N.Herron..............1217
4th.....R&J.Conlane.........1173
5th.....Burton&Glover.......1168
6th....R&R.Kemp&McBride.1156
7th...N.Herron................1139
8th...J.Galbraith&Son.......1129
9th...R&J.Conlane...........1002
10thBurton&Glover..........960
"I was born ready!"
Duh.
The third one was rubbish except for the fight in the supermarket at the end.
"Watch the film at the beginning, and look to the right just before they cross the bridge in the car. What do you notice?"
I might check in a minute, trying to fill out this sodding Gamecube form first.
"And in one bit,he has a chainsaw for his hand"
No, that's later on. This is just a plain [ha!] old horror film, with women getting raped by trees, Bruce Campbell buring his girlfriend [as well as buying her, in his words, a really crap gift that no self respecting boyfriend would ever buy his girlfriend to show love], and a lot of running around with a camera and speeding it up. It so rules.
Go buy it. You included Goatboy.
> You've all got to get the Evil Dead pack too, with the Book of the Dead case.
I got that, I got that! It really is the best DVD/video case ever! I saw it out the corner of my eye in Virgin and I couldn't say no!
Watch the film at the beginning, and look to the right just before they cross the bridge in the car. What do you notice?