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"Post your cocktails here!"

Probably don't really need a new thread for this, but I've had a few beers, so you will excuse me. No, you WILL.

Right, cocktails, our own favourites, others we've seen mates have etc. List 'em here.

1 rule, that have to get you rat-arsed, and fast.

Ok, here's 2:

Buy a pint of beer, preferably cheap stuff like Fosters, and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Drink about a quater of the pint, top it up with Smirnoff Ice. It now tasteds like lemonade. Down the pint sharpsih. Record time is 6.7 seconds.

Rpeat once, twice if you're a hero. You WILL be drunk about 20 mins after haivng the second.


Number 2:

Double red aftershovk, double blue aftershock and double Zambuka all in the same glass. Haven't tried this myself but according to reliable sources it does the trick.

Add to the list. It's my 21st birthdya in a fortnight and I want to try some new cocktails out.

Here's one a mate tried (or says he has) the other day:

Get one Red one Blue aftershocks in a glass (preferably a pint) now fill half of the glass up with white lightening. Now with the space remaining add some lemon juice and some extra strong lager.

Does the trick, so i'm told...

Here's one that I tried at new years, and probably won't ever again:

Fools Gold: Get a pint of some kind of Lager (Stella Artois works best for this I think) and drink it down to three quarters full. Then put in a shot of Guinness and fill the rest up with Vodka.

TS

Black Russian.

Vodka, Tia Maria and coke.

Have doubles or trebles if you want to sleep away the following day.

Agreed. Vodka jelly does sound cool.

Mystique wrote:

Mix a quarter of a pint of boiling water with one packet of jelly..any flavour.
Pour about a quarter of a pint of vodka into the mix...chill til its gone all wobbly.
Cut off chunks about the size of a shot glass and swallow.

I'm going to do that, sounds excellent.

B****x.

That was a bit of a mistake :-|

multiple windows.. you know.


On the topic, I hate aftershock because I made big mistakes after drinking too much of the stuff. Not really big, but embarassing mistakes nonetheless.

Hey! That makes sense!

Shame that you posted it in the wrong topic. :0D

And everyone, make Ribena lollypops. They're great.

...the nunnery because technically it wasn't *you-know* if he was the son of God. The nuns agreed most readily to his constant advances. They parted their lips and succumbed to his charms with an all too easy passion. Yes, the trappist nuns broke their vow of silence, but it was the son of god, so it didn't really count because...

...of the supermarket, for that was the home of worship in the 21st century. He stood in the cheese aisle, and beckoned people towards him, but only a large man with a mullet came, and he was carrying...

... some burkino faso cream that he'd bought in mcDonalds. As he was in africa he ordered....

Suburbans rock.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> No alcohol freezes? That ruins all my plans.

Every alcohol freezes, but ethanol (whats in your drink) freezes at -118 degrees celsius.