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"A little Football Joke For You"

Alex ferguson is getting worried about his team's recent poor form against Arsenal. He just can't understand it, Man United are the biggest club in Europe, have all the best players etc., but everytime they play the Gunners they always lose. so Alex gives Arsene Wenger a call and explains his problem. Arsene is very understanding and invites Alex to watch his team training. So Alex turns up in London and spends the day watching the Arsenal players. At the end of the training setion he says to Arsene " I still don't understand, we seem to do all the same things in training that you do, but you still beat us all the time".
"Ah" says Mr Wenger, " I don't think its anything to do with the training, i think it's because my players are moreintelligent than yours".
Alex looks a bit peeved and asks Arsene " What the hell do you mean by that?".
" Well" says Arsene, " We also train our boys in lateral thinking".
To demonstrate his point he calls over Dennis Bergkamp. " Dennis heres a problem for you. He's your father's son but not your brother, who is he?".
"That's easy" says Bergkamp,"It's me".
"Correct" says Arsene.
Alex is very impressed. He goes back to Manchester and next day in training he calls David Beckham over. "David, i've been talking to Arsene Wenger and he reckons his players are more intelligent that ours".
"That's rubbish, Boss", is Beckham's considered reply.
"OK", says Alex, " I've got a problem for you. He's your father's son, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
Beckham looks blank and replies "Need some time to think about this boss, can i tell you tomorrow?".
Alex agrees and Beckham goes home thinking about the problem. He asks Posh Spice, but she hasn't a clue what he's talking about. He eventually decides to give Jaap Stam a call, thinking that as Arsenal have alot of foreign players, maybe he will understand.
" Hello Jaap it's David. I've got a problem for you. He's your father's so, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
"Thats easy", says Jaap, "It's me".
So Beckham calls over Alex Ferguson next day at training and says "Morning boss, i've got the answer to your problem".
"OK, what is it?".
"It's Jaap Stam", replies the confident Beckham.
"You stupid idiot", shouts Alex, " It's not Jaap Stam......It's Dennis Bergkamp!".

O.k- good post though!

Good one i have one i support thse but here goes.

Whats the diffrecne between leciester and a teabag?
The teabag stays in the cup longer. lol!!

well i think i phrased it badly but what i was trying to say was that all my other posts had been slated. This could be the 1st one to suceed so i was trying to say thank you to agent under fire for saying that my post was good. Thats all.

( . )Juicy Melons( . ) wrote:
> Thanks alot thats the first complement ive had on GAD :D

What??

Thanks alot thats the first complement ive had on GAD :D

lol, nice 1

Alex ferguson is getting worried about his team's recent poor form against Arsenal. He just can't understand it, Man United are the biggest club in Europe, have all the best players etc., but everytime they play the Gunners they always lose. so Alex gives Arsene Wenger a call and explains his problem. Arsene is very understanding and invites Alex to watch his team training. So Alex turns up in London and spends the day watching the Arsenal players. At the end of the training setion he says to Arsene " I still don't understand, we seem to do all the same things in training that you do, but you still beat us all the time".
"Ah" says Mr Wenger, " I don't think its anything to do with the training, i think it's because my players are moreintelligent than yours".
Alex looks a bit peeved and asks Arsene " What the hell do you mean by that?".
" Well" says Arsene, " We also train our boys in lateral thinking".
To demonstrate his point he calls over Dennis Bergkamp. " Dennis heres a problem for you. He's your father's son but not your brother, who is he?".
"That's easy" says Bergkamp,"It's me".
"Correct" says Arsene.
Alex is very impressed. He goes back to Manchester and next day in training he calls David Beckham over. "David, i've been talking to Arsene Wenger and he reckons his players are more intelligent that ours".
"That's rubbish, Boss", is Beckham's considered reply.
"OK", says Alex, " I've got a problem for you. He's your father's son, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
Beckham looks blank and replies "Need some time to think about this boss, can i tell you tomorrow?".
Alex agrees and Beckham goes home thinking about the problem. He asks Posh Spice, but she hasn't a clue what he's talking about. He eventually decides to give Jaap Stam a call, thinking that as Arsenal have alot of foreign players, maybe he will understand.
" Hello Jaap it's David. I've got a problem for you. He's your father's so, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
"Thats easy", says Jaap, "It's me".
So Beckham calls over Alex Ferguson next day at training and says "Morning boss, i've got the answer to your problem".
"OK, what is it?".
"It's Jaap Stam", replies the confident Beckham.
"You stupid idiot", shouts Alex, " It's not Jaap Stam......It's Dennis Bergkamp!".