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Alex ferguson is getting worried about his team's recent poor form against Arsenal. He just can't understand it, Man United are the biggest club in Europe, have all the best players etc., but everytime they play the Gunners they always lose. so Alex gives Arsene Wenger a call and explains his problem. Arsene is very understanding and invites Alex to watch his team training. So Alex turns up in London and spends the day watching the Arsenal players. At the end of the training setion he says to Arsene " I still don't understand, we seem to do all the same things in training that you do, but you still beat us all the time".
"Ah" says Mr Wenger, " I don't think its anything to do with the training, i think it's because my players are moreintelligent than yours".
Alex looks a bit peeved and asks Arsene " What the hell do you mean by that?".
" Well" says Arsene, " We also train our boys in lateral thinking".
To demonstrate his point he calls over Dennis Bergkamp. " Dennis heres a problem for you. He's your father's son but not your brother, who is he?".
"That's easy" says Bergkamp,"It's me".
"Correct" says Arsene.
Alex is very impressed. He goes back to Manchester and next day in training he calls David Beckham over. "David, i've been talking to Arsene Wenger and he reckons his players are more intelligent that ours".
"That's rubbish, Boss", is Beckham's considered reply.
"OK", says Alex, " I've got a problem for you. He's your father's son, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
Beckham looks blank and replies "Need some time to think about this boss, can i tell you tomorrow?".
Alex agrees and Beckham goes home thinking about the problem. He asks Posh Spice, but she hasn't a clue what he's talking about. He eventually decides to give Jaap Stam a call, thinking that as Arsenal have alot of foreign players, maybe he will understand.
" Hello Jaap it's David. I've got a problem for you. He's your father's so, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
"Thats easy", says Jaap, "It's me".
So Beckham calls over Alex Ferguson next day at training and says "Morning boss, i've got the answer to your problem".
"OK, what is it?".
"It's Jaap Stam", replies the confident Beckham.
"You stupid idiot", shouts Alex, " It's not Jaap Stam......It's Dennis Bergkamp!".
"Ah" says Mr Wenger, " I don't think its anything to do with the training, i think it's because my players are moreintelligent than yours".
Alex looks a bit peeved and asks Arsene " What the hell do you mean by that?".
" Well" says Arsene, " We also train our boys in lateral thinking".
To demonstrate his point he calls over Dennis Bergkamp. " Dennis heres a problem for you. He's your father's son but not your brother, who is he?".
"That's easy" says Bergkamp,"It's me".
"Correct" says Arsene.
Alex is very impressed. He goes back to Manchester and next day in training he calls David Beckham over. "David, i've been talking to Arsene Wenger and he reckons his players are more intelligent that ours".
"That's rubbish, Boss", is Beckham's considered reply.
"OK", says Alex, " I've got a problem for you. He's your father's son, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
Beckham looks blank and replies "Need some time to think about this boss, can i tell you tomorrow?".
Alex agrees and Beckham goes home thinking about the problem. He asks Posh Spice, but she hasn't a clue what he's talking about. He eventually decides to give Jaap Stam a call, thinking that as Arsenal have alot of foreign players, maybe he will understand.
" Hello Jaap it's David. I've got a problem for you. He's your father's so, but he's not your brother. Who is he?".
"Thats easy", says Jaap, "It's me".
So Beckham calls over Alex Ferguson next day at training and says "Morning boss, i've got the answer to your problem".
"OK, what is it?".
"It's Jaap Stam", replies the confident Beckham.
"You stupid idiot", shouts Alex, " It's not Jaap Stam......It's Dennis Bergkamp!".
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Blade wrote
OI! i support them lol i know there crap but you know,any good one
OI! i support them lol i know there crap but you know,any good one
hey all of these jokes are good, keep them coming in!
Lol :D. I never knew there was so many Beckham jokes that I havn't heard.
he he- that was good gabbo. You may have heard this, but here goes:
David Beckham walks into the hairdresses, listening to his personal CD player. The hairdresser calls him over and he sits down.
"You'll have to take that off David, I won't be able to cut your hair with the headphones on" she said.
"I can't take it off, i'lll die!"
"O.k then...I'll do my best"
She cuts his hair and he walks out. He comes back six weeks later to have his hair cut again.
"David, this is stupid. Give me that"
She takes his Cd player off and he dies.
"Oh dear, what have I done??"
She listens to the Cd player, it was playing "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.
David Beckham walks into the hairdresses, listening to his personal CD player. The hairdresser calls him over and he sits down.
"You'll have to take that off David, I won't be able to cut your hair with the headphones on" she said.
"I can't take it off, i'lll die!"
"O.k then...I'll do my best"
She cuts his hair and he walks out. He comes back six weeks later to have his hair cut again.
"David, this is stupid. Give me that"
She takes his Cd player off and he dies.
"Oh dear, what have I done??"
She listens to the Cd player, it was playing "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.
Lol, never heard that one before. I mayswell put my Beckham joke here now.
The Man Utd squad have just finished training and Beckham walks over to a little crowd waiting for him to sign a few autographs. As he is signing, he notices a weird cylinder shape object under somebodies arm.
"What's that?" Beckham asked.
"This thing? It's called a flask David, it keeps warm things warm and cold things cool." The man replied.
"Woah, that's brilliant, I'm going to get one of them tonight for sure." And Beckham walked of all excited.
Come the next day at training, Beckham arives and sure enough he is carrying a flask. He walks into the dressing room and starts talking to Roy Keane.
"What's that?" Keane asked.
"This thing? It's called a flask, it keeps warm things warm and cold things cool." Beckham replied.
"Hey, that's really good." Keane said, "So what have you got in there?"
"Well, in my flask, I've got two cups of a tea and choc ice."
The Man Utd squad have just finished training and Beckham walks over to a little crowd waiting for him to sign a few autographs. As he is signing, he notices a weird cylinder shape object under somebodies arm.
"What's that?" Beckham asked.
"This thing? It's called a flask David, it keeps warm things warm and cold things cool." The man replied.
"Woah, that's brilliant, I'm going to get one of them tonight for sure." And Beckham walked of all excited.
Come the next day at training, Beckham arives and sure enough he is carrying a flask. He walks into the dressing room and starts talking to Roy Keane.
"What's that?" Keane asked.
"This thing? It's called a flask, it keeps warm things warm and cold things cool." Beckham replied.
"Hey, that's really good." Keane said, "So what have you got in there?"
"Well, in my flask, I've got two cups of a tea and choc ice."
OK it may become a bit tiresome now....
lol...thats funny..and...
Did you here David beckham pulled out of the England squad?
He says he cant play under Erikson as he already as a deal with Vodaphone.
Thank you...thank you
:D
Did you here David beckham pulled out of the England squad?
He says he cant play under Erikson as he already as a deal with Vodaphone.
Thank you...thank you
:D
i have one..
why do the leciester players have lighters?
Because the always lose their matches!!
:D
why do the leciester players have lighters?
Because the always lose their matches!!
:D
that was pretty funny...except i support Man U >:-|
:D
:D
thnx alot guys
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