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These probably won't be much cop, as I'm bored out of my face, but they'll do. Kind of.
1. Are you asleep?
What kind of damn stupid question is that?!
2. Have you had you hair cut?
This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.
However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.
3. What's up?
I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.
4. Are you ok?
As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.
5. You've got a HEADACHE?!
I bloody well have now.
Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.
Feel free to add your own, by the way...
1. Are you asleep?
What kind of damn stupid question is that?!
2. Have you had you hair cut?
This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.
However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.
3. What's up?
I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.
4. Are you ok?
As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.
5. You've got a HEADACHE?!
I bloody well have now.
Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.
Feel free to add your own, by the way...
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"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No sorry, I'm drunker than hell"
"No sorry, I'm drunker than hell"
There's always the the classic Are you alright? after you've fallen down a flight of stairs or something. No, I'm perfectly fine. In fact I LIKE my leg this way.
These probably won't be much cop, as I'm bored out of my face, but they'll do. Kind of.
1. Are you asleep?
What kind of damn stupid question is that?!
2. Have you had you hair cut?
This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.
However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.
3. What's up?
I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.
4. Are you ok?
As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.
5. You've got a HEADACHE?!
I bloody well have now.
Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.
Feel free to add your own, by the way...
1. Are you asleep?
What kind of damn stupid question is that?!
2. Have you had you hair cut?
This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.
However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.
3. What's up?
I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.
4. Are you ok?
As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.
5. You've got a HEADACHE?!
I bloody well have now.
Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.
Feel free to add your own, by the way...
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