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"Worlds most stupid questions."

These probably won't be much cop, as I'm bored out of my face, but they'll do. Kind of.

1. Are you asleep?

What kind of damn stupid question is that?!


2. Have you had you hair cut?

This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.

However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.


3. What's up?

I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.


4. Are you ok?

As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.


5. You've got a HEADACHE?!

I bloody well have now.


Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.

Feel free to add your own, by the way...

After breaking my leg in a hockey game in secondary school ( I was the goal keeper with all the padding and stuff as well ) the P.E teacher runs across and shouts "is your leg okay ?" as I'm lying on the floor clutching it, blood's running down the padding and a broken wooden hockey stick in the hands fo the guy trying to score.......

And to make it even better, went back to school week after with my leg covered in bandage, plaster e.t.c and crutches to collect some homework, and my tutor asks "is your leg any better ?"........sheesh....

When people ask where you last saw it, they mean it's the best place to start looking

Why spend half an hour upstairs searching when it could easily be in the room you last saw it in, but hidden by a cushion or something?

Anyway, the old "are you asleep?" one is good, especially when they answer "yes"

Have you finished yet?

Yes, that's exactly why I'm still writing/eating/whatevering

Perhaps teachers are there so we can rely on our own judgements, instead of having to ask for help all the time.

Some teachers are great though.

I tend to get a variant on that. I get "Where did you last see it?"

What? Oh, yeah, I saw it over by the door, it's right there now, thats why I'm tearing the room apart looking for it. Freaks.

The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"

What the hell kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost would it?

And it's always teachers who ask it; supposedly intelligent people who can't seem to grasp that losing something means you don't know where it is.

To be fair, nobody really knows what to say when somebody smashes their face of a door :)

Primary school, fell over and cracked my head on the ground...

Teacher: Are you okay Craig?
Me: Couldn't be better
Teacher: Don't take that tone with me young man, OUTSIDE

:0)

You've got to admit though, it's better than "Are you ok?"

When I was young somebody ran me over with a bike... don't ask how I can't remember but apparently it just went straight over me....

Anyway when I got over the intial shock the person who ran me over shouted at me:

" Get up, how could that hurt? "

Meh

I was watching Saved by the Bell this morning, and I heard a very stupid question:

*SCREECH GETS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!*

Zack: "Screech!??? Are you Ok????"

*Screech climbs in through the window*

Zack: "Screech! Are you alive??

-C'mon!! Open your eyes!! He just came in through the window for god's sake!! He would've struggled to do that even as a Zombie!

Well, that's the late 80's script-writers for you!