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These probably won't be much cop, as I'm bored out of my face, but they'll do. Kind of.
1. Are you asleep?
What kind of damn stupid question is that?!
2. Have you had you hair cut?
This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.
However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.
3. What's up?
I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.
4. Are you ok?
As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.
5. You've got a HEADACHE?!
I bloody well have now.
Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.
Feel free to add your own, by the way...
1. Are you asleep?
What kind of damn stupid question is that?!
2. Have you had you hair cut?
This is only stupid when asking a bloke. If their hair looks shorter that last time you saw them, chances are it's been cut. Fool.
However, this is quite a legitimate question to ask a woman, most of the time it's not obvious AT ALL that anything remotely scissor like has been anywhere near their hair. Especially if they reckon they've spent £30 for it.
3. What's up?
I don't you know you t**t, I haven't been there.
4. Are you ok?
As I'm speaking manically into the Big White Telephone in the bathroom. Yes, I'm fine thanks. Just felt like ejecting my whole days food consumption down the bog for no reason what so ever.
5. You've got a HEADACHE?!
I bloody well have now.
Told you they'd be a bit lame. Still, it's the best I can do for a Friday afternoon, sorry.
Feel free to add your own, by the way...
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MoJoJoJo wrote:
Anyway,
> the old "are you asleep?" one is good, especially when they answer
> "yes"
LMAO!!
"Are you asleep?"
"Yes."
:D :D :D
Anyway,
> the old "are you asleep?" one is good, especially when they answer
> "yes"
LMAO!!
"Are you asleep?"
"Yes."
:D :D :D
Mr. Happy wrote:
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
And it's always teachers who ask it; supposedly intelligent people
> who can't seem to grasp that losing something means you don't know where it is.
********
That all depends on what you've lost
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
And it's always teachers who ask it; supposedly intelligent people
> who can't seem to grasp that losing something means you don't know where it is.
********
That all depends on what you've lost
and the burger...
Stupid anwser -
I'll have a cheeseburger without the cheese.
I'll have a cheeseburger without the cheese.
"How much are the 10p crisps?"
No crap. Someone from my school actually walked into our local cornershop and asked this...
No crap. Someone from my school actually walked into our local cornershop and asked this...
Mr. Happy wrote:
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
And it's always teachers who ask it; supposedly intelligent people
> who can't seem to grasp that losing something means you don't know where it is.
Once again demonstrating the uselessness of art based subjects at degree level ;)
(See post in techer topic)
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
And it's always teachers who ask it; supposedly intelligent people
> who can't seem to grasp that losing something means you don't know where it is.
Once again demonstrating the uselessness of art based subjects at degree level ;)
(See post in techer topic)
I hate this -
So what do you want to talk about?
MAYEB IF YOU WERE MORE INTRESTING WE WOULDN'T BE IN SILENCE!
So what do you want to talk about?
MAYEB IF YOU WERE MORE INTRESTING WE WOULDN'T BE IN SILENCE!
Seinfeld_Enthusiast wrote:
> Mr. Happy wrote:
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose
> it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you
> lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
Xouldn't agree more. Dumbest
> question in the world. Unfortunately, this has spawned the equally stupid reply,
> "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is, you aren't
> going to keep looking, are you? Boy, I'm having so much fun looking for my
> wallet, I'm going to look for another...
LOL!!!
> Mr. Happy wrote:
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose
> it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you
> lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
Xouldn't agree more. Dumbest
> question in the world. Unfortunately, this has spawned the equally stupid reply,
> "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is, you aren't
> going to keep looking, are you? Boy, I'm having so much fun looking for my
> wallet, I'm going to look for another...
LOL!!!
Mr. Happy wrote:
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
Xouldn't agree more. Dumbest question in the world. Unfortunately, this has spawned the equally stupid reply, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is, you aren't going to keep looking, are you? Boy, I'm having so much fun looking for my wallet, I'm going to look for another...
> The one that annoys me is "Where did you lose it?"
What the hell
> kind of question is that? If you knew where you lost it, it wouldn't be lost
> would it?
Xouldn't agree more. Dumbest question in the world. Unfortunately, this has spawned the equally stupid reply, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is, you aren't going to keep looking, are you? Boy, I'm having so much fun looking for my wallet, I'm going to look for another...
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