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"I will kick all yo' asses"

Because I am a Jedi master.
Been playing "Jedi Knight 2" since Friday and it's...well...Star Wars.
But Star Wars of the old films, not Star Wars of Phantom Menace.

I have gone from being just another Rebel Scum to a full-on Jedi mofo.
I can move at 100% my usual speed, can choke them from afar with force-grip and pull the weapons from the hands of stupid stormtroopers.
I can leap 8 times my height (like Mighty Mouse but with no Opera singing beforehand).
And I can take on 3 Reborn Jedi and win, easily.

I
Rule.

Multiplayer is cool, but the single player game is the cat's ass.

Oh yes.
And I even had Luke Skywalker pop up and offer to help, but he's a poncy farmboy and I whupped them all without his gimping help.
Because I am that hard.

Bring it on foo', I'll break you off some,Jedi Style.

Hiiiiiiiii-ya!

Whilst you kids keep playing at being a Jedi, I can dress as one....

My PC is too crap for this game.

damn I am really thinking of getting it...damn you Goaty.

The force is strong in this one

So is the game really that good?

Best fun ever in single player,with mate sitting next to you.

At key moments when he's playing, put your hands over his eyes and say "Trust your feelings".
You may receive an elbow in the head, but damn if it isn't funny.

Or in Yoda voice "Hmm,fall off ledge you did. Suck balls you do, my turn next I think..yes."

Wow Goaty's life seems to be getting taken over with the Jedi thing :-)

Next time you see him he'll be holding a Jedi Stick thing going "Are you my father?"

Goatboy wrote:
> the single player game is the cat's ass.

Speaking of cats' asses, apparently a cure for toothache used to be drinking the sweat that had been distilled off a cat's ass, after the cat had been chased across a ploughed field.

Cat-ass related comments should not be taken lightly you know.

HE'S BACK... again


I've been thinking about getting that game, there's just one problem... I'm broke

Because I am a Jedi master.
Been playing "Jedi Knight 2" since Friday and it's...well...Star Wars.
But Star Wars of the old films, not Star Wars of Phantom Menace.

I have gone from being just another Rebel Scum to a full-on Jedi mofo.
I can move at 100% my usual speed, can choke them from afar with force-grip and pull the weapons from the hands of stupid stormtroopers.
I can leap 8 times my height (like Mighty Mouse but with no Opera singing beforehand).
And I can take on 3 Reborn Jedi and win, easily.

I
Rule.

Multiplayer is cool, but the single player game is the cat's ass.

Oh yes.
And I even had Luke Skywalker pop up and offer to help, but he's a poncy farmboy and I whupped them all without his gimping help.
Because I am that hard.

Bring it on foo', I'll break you off some,Jedi Style.

Hiiiiiiiii-ya!