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Mon 01/04/02 at 23:55
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Unlike many other problems brought up on this forum mine is quite diffrent and may not actually be a problem, I just need to find out what on earth it is.

It's probably natural and just a scare which most of us get at young age. I've had a health scare before but was reassured by my Dad that it was ok after I put up the guts to show him after months of worrying.

Now another physical problem has come up, I noticed it a few months back & just told myself it was nothing. but now I ask for you help to find out if it is anything.

There is a small circular lump about the size of my fingertip on the side of the top of my left theigh region. It's kind of in the position between the very top of uoi theigh and your top private parts, the bit that attachs the two regions. Oh hold on...as I feel theres another one on above it, little bigger, diffrent in shape. So theres two and I can only see/feel them if I feel around the area which they are in, they are not visable. Yet theres nothing on the other side?!?

If any of you could, please feel in this area for me to see if you have this too and if anyone knows what it is please help to stop me worrying.

Thanks so much,
Ry
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:28
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You could always do what my mum insisted upon whenever I took ill, a good night's sleep.

Mum, I think I've got bubonic plague.

Well, go to bed now, and it'll be gone in the morning.

Mum, I think I may have inadvertently contracted the HIV virus.

That's because you've not had enough sleep.

Mum, there's a two-inch lump on my wrist, and a cockroach just came out of it and crawled inside my ear and laid thousands of cockroach lava inside it and they hatched and now they're eating away at my brain.

You'd be surprised what a good night's sleep can do.

I think I'll stop there.
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:26
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"Hmmm....."
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thats disgusting
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:25
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Why would he need a digital camera?
He could just slap them onto a scanner.



Too far?
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:24
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or alteratively dont go to the doctors and just go to a circus and be in thier freak show or something

"the amazing lad with 4 balls!!"
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:21
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Hmmm, can't help but think we've moved this slightly away from the start: guy has worried lump on his leg/groin/thigh/balls thing -------> dodgy gay advances
by attractive male doctors.

Just thought I would mention that.

Do you have a digital camera then?

For medical purposes only, honest (hu-hum).
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:16
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Well when I said "hot" I did mean a hot female nurse..but if you like the idea of having a guy nurse fondle with your balls then thats fine by me.
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:15
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"Hmmm....."
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pppphhhhhwwwooooooorrrrr

mystique i just caught your drift

what have you been eating today???

thats a stinker

LOL
:D
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:15
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Seinfeld_Enthusiast wrote:
> This is starting to remind me of the Friends episode when Ross gets a
> seemingly-innocuous lump on his bum and about thirty people come into the room
> to examine it.

well this topics already got 30 odd replies!
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:13
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Mystique wrote:
> Still, go see a doctor. Just in case.

On a lighter note you could ask for a
> nurse and if you're lucky she might be a hot nurse...catching my drift?
;-)


or it could be a male nurse... not so good :-(
Tue 02/04/02 at 01:13
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This is starting to remind me of the Friends episode when Ross gets a seemingly-innocuous lump on his bum and about thirty people come into the room to examine it.

Maybe you should post a picture of it on the net and then we could give you a proper assessment.

No, seriously, it's the only way we can give give an honest opinion. And it would be quite hilarious.

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