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You check her over to see if she's to your liking,
After you splash out on her you take her home,
You buy her a few needless accessories in an attempt to get the best out of her,
You slowly yet carefully unwrap her and set her up in the desired position,
You then try your best to turn her on,
You place yourself next to her and grab your controls,
Extending your lead fully you plug yourself in while all the time making sure shes got enough game in her to play,
You put your hands to good use and try to push the right buttons.
If you're lucky you just might get a win out of her and will never want another until the next flavour of the month comes along, at least for the time being you are content with her and enjoy showing her off.
Once you've mastered her my friends you always win.
After you splash out on her you take her home,
You buy her a few needless accessories in an attempt to get the best out of her,
You slowly yet carefully unwrap her and set her up in the desired position,
You then try your best to turn her on,
You place yourself next to her and grab your controls,
Extending your lead fully you plug yourself in while all the time making sure shes got enough game in her to play,
You put your hands to good use and try to push the right buttons.
If you're lucky you just might get a win out of her and will never want another until the next flavour of the month comes along, at least for the time being you are content with her and enjoy showing her off.
Once you've mastered her my friends you always win.
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Gets hot after a while, but takes time to cool down.
Trying different games enhances the experience!
Multiplayer action increases your enjoyment!
:-D
:-D
hahaha
also,
can be a b*tch when you lose
:D
also,
can be a b*tch when you lose
:D
At first you are confused yet intreeged by the new experience but you soon find yourself immersed and can't seem to get enough
.............
Too much hurts your eyes
;0)
Anyone else got any?
.............
Too much hurts your eyes
;0)
Anyone else got any?
Nice one - not quite sure about always winning though :{
Hehe, excellent stuff Starlight! :D
As MoJo said, those are all true.
Great stuff!
:-0
Great stuff!
:-0
Ha ha ha
It's all so true, ESPECIALLY the last one
It's all so true, ESPECIALLY the last one
You check her over to see if she's to your liking,
After you splash out on her you take her home,
You buy her a few needless accessories in an attempt to get the best out of her,
You slowly yet carefully unwrap her and set her up in the desired position,
You then try your best to turn her on,
You place yourself next to her and grab your controls,
Extending your lead fully you plug yourself in while all the time making sure shes got enough game in her to play,
You put your hands to good use and try to push the right buttons.
If you're lucky you just might get a win out of her and will never want another until the next flavour of the month comes along, at least for the time being you are content with her and enjoy showing her off.
Once you've mastered her my friends you always win.
After you splash out on her you take her home,
You buy her a few needless accessories in an attempt to get the best out of her,
You slowly yet carefully unwrap her and set her up in the desired position,
You then try your best to turn her on,
You place yourself next to her and grab your controls,
Extending your lead fully you plug yourself in while all the time making sure shes got enough game in her to play,
You put your hands to good use and try to push the right buttons.
If you're lucky you just might get a win out of her and will never want another until the next flavour of the month comes along, at least for the time being you are content with her and enjoy showing her off.
Once you've mastered her my friends you always win.
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