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"Playing a console is just like making love to a beautiful woman"

You check her over to see if she's to your liking,

After you splash out on her you take her home,

You buy her a few needless accessories in an attempt to get the best out of her,

You slowly yet carefully unwrap her and set her up in the desired position,

You then try your best to turn her on,

You place yourself next to her and grab your controls,

Extending your lead fully you plug yourself in while all the time making sure shes got enough game in her to play,

You put your hands to good use and try to push the right buttons.

If you're lucky you just might get a win out of her and will never want another until the next flavour of the month comes along, at least for the time being you are content with her and enjoy showing her off.

Once you've mastered her my friends you always win.

On Holiday? You can pick them up for cheaper abroad.

placing foreign objects in her slots can sometines invalidate her warranty.......

somehow that one doesn't quite work.

lol at all of them :D

Finished her? Gone all the way and don't like it anymore? New model released? Sell it on, so that others can benefit!
:-D

MoJoJoJo wrote:

You
> know the score ;)

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The score?
No sorry, i wasnt informed.
Please tell me

Hercules! wrote:

hahaha
whatever you say MoJoJoJo,
:D

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You know the score ;)

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I'm the original player
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hahaha
whatever you say MoJoJoJo,
:D

I'm the original player

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Multiplayer action increases your enjoyment!

:-D

Ohhhh that's a good one!

Hey girls, beware of those who call themselves players as they are likely to be constantly on the lookout for the next best thing.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Multiplayer action increases your enjoyment!

:-D

Now THAT'S comedy!

:-D