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"Playing a console is just like making love to a beautiful woman"

You check her over to see if she's to your liking,

After you splash out on her you take her home,

You buy her a few needless accessories in an attempt to get the best out of her,

You slowly yet carefully unwrap her and set her up in the desired position,

You then try your best to turn her on,

You place yourself next to her and grab your controls,

Extending your lead fully you plug yourself in while all the time making sure shes got enough game in her to play,

You put your hands to good use and try to push the right buttons.

If you're lucky you just might get a win out of her and will never want another until the next flavour of the month comes along, at least for the time being you are content with her and enjoy showing her off.

Once you've mastered her my friends you always win.

keep away from fire

I wrote:
> beware of dodgy accesories.

They might damage delicate internal parts

beware of dodgy accesories.

If you have had enough for today you can 'save' some for tomorrow!

If you enter some cheats you can choose what level to start at and what weapons to use!

:P

liguid snake wrote:
> who lookes after this room

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if you meen who moderates it then id say the SR mods at a wild guess
:D

who lookes after this room

Starlight wrote:
> On Holiday? You can pick them up for cheaper abroad.

Not in Holland

If you want, you can flip her onto her side temporarily, for a one-night stand.

and with new wireles technology you can play with her without touching her.

and with internet hookups you can play with her and several other people simultaneously, whoo hoo

Link two or more up for more fun.