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"POWER CUT !!!"

Last time we had a power cut here we were told it was for essential work to prevent further power cuts.

Now I know what some of you are going to say - PSU, Generator, no problem. But it's just not that simple, especially if somebody forgets to plug the router into the PSU.

Thankfully our Electricity provider, 18th Century Steam Power, have now stoked up their boiler again. The truth is they probably have to turn off the power in high winds so that they don't get sued when their power lines fall down. Especially as the Pylons are only made of bamboo.

Well at least they make up for it with excellent customer service. An answerphone message tells us that all their customers are very important to them, and that if there is a problem, we can be sure they are already aware of it. How nice.

Moral of the story - Don't set up business in Sawbridgeworth.

er-no wrote:
and a rentgirl house next door.
>
> In wimbledon.
>
> :-D

Womblewhores don't count as rent girls.

SHEEPY wrote:
> My mum went to buy a PS2 for my brother's christmas today... and the
> site never worked.
>
> Now she doesn't trust SR or something
>
> :P

does your bro have a different christmas to you or I then?

lame, I know, but I couldn't resist.

Fuzzy wrote:
> Give us an SR shop.

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Yes, go on, please. :-)

pb wrote:
> Tony, I think you need to send the lads round, sort out this power
> business.
>
> It's meant that I couldn't get on to the site for a whole day.

Yeah what's worse than never getting a single hit on the UK's best retail website just because of a stupid power cut.

Tony, I think you need to send the lads round, sort out this power business.

It's meant that I couldn't get on to the site for a whole day.

SHEEPY wrote:
> My mum went to buy a PS2 for my brother's christmas today... and the
> site never worked.
>
> Now she doesn't trust SR or something
>
> :P
Maybe your brother wasn't meant to get a PS2. Well I wouldn't anyway you pu it.

Had a power cut last night.

SPOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKY!

Or not.

phi11ip wrote:
> On the Seafront!
>
> What a lovely place!


You gotta be kidding...I seen that place too much that now it's boring. Southend is a really rubbish place. If you're looking for fun, shops, girls or anything you won't find it here.

But don't let that put you off opening a Special Reserve here Tony.

its all micheal faradays fault. if he hadn;t gone and discovered electricity we wouldn't have stupid power cuts.


*thinks about above sentance*

ah well

Give us an SR shop in Milton Keynes. All we have is two Games. Granted, I never use them seeing as I don't play games and also I order all my DVDs online.

Well, err..Sheepy has a melon shaped head.