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"POWER CUT !!!"

Last time we had a power cut here we were told it was for essential work to prevent further power cuts.

Now I know what some of you are going to say - PSU, Generator, no problem. But it's just not that simple, especially if somebody forgets to plug the router into the PSU.

Thankfully our Electricity provider, 18th Century Steam Power, have now stoked up their boiler again. The truth is they probably have to turn off the power in high winds so that they don't get sued when their power lines fall down. Especially as the Pylons are only made of bamboo.

Well at least they make up for it with excellent customer service. An answerphone message tells us that all their customers are very important to them, and that if there is a problem, we can be sure they are already aware of it. How nice.

Moral of the story - Don't set up business in Sawbridgeworth.

Hurricane is in the past...but never fear...look to the future, and see that Garycane is near!

Ahem...Garycane's a superhero :c) A Mean Green Freak'N Machine. Honest.

is that because of the wind???????? I also heard that poutsmouth had a hurricane. idont know if hat is true or not.

Rent boy?

Time to leave....

Bye!

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> and a rentgirl house next door.
>
> In wimbledon.
>
> :-D
>
> Womblewhores don't count as rent girls.

You really haven't seen these ones.

Wow. If they are womblewhores, they seem to look fine, although I don't need to buy that kind of service, its normally me who gets paid.

*takes a puff of the cigar*

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> On the Seafront!
>
> What a lovely place!
>
>
> You gotta be kidding...I seen that place too much that now it's
> boring. Southend is a really rubbish place. If you're looking for fun,
> shops, girls or anything you won't find it here.
>
> But don't let that put you off opening a Special Reserve here Tony.

Did I ever tell you the story about me and 7 mates including 4 German boys walking down the Seafront?

No?

Well...

Sod it!

We basically had 2 fat, minging Essex girls chasing us down the road..

Urgh!

our power rarely goes out but our sky is always being messed up by the wind, just today my dad was up there fixing the dish...
they should make some good quality ones...

er-no wrote:
> Come and set up business around my place then!
>
> Plenty of bedrooms, plenty of space and a rentgirl house next door.
>
> In wimbledon.
>
> :-D

amen brother :-D

How about setting one up in Dudley?

Nah, thought as much.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Fuzzy wrote:
> Give us an SR shop.
>
> ---
>
> Yes, go on, please. :-)

Start a SR shop in the loveable town (Soon to be city...) In Milton Keynes :D

I had a powercut on saturday, lasted an hour.