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KR's persuaded me into starting off a story, where you (yes you) decide what happens.
The idea is that I'll start it off, then any of you will do the next bit, K?
So here it goes
On a boring day in the land of FOG, some newbies were destroying a good topic, with their magical spamming powers.
All was looking bleak until a group of elite posters gathered together to try and rid the land of this terror.
In this group were the members:-
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now, ad to it (don't blame me if you think it's cack, blame KR :D)
The idea is that I'll start it off, then any of you will do the next bit, K?
So here it goes
On a boring day in the land of FOG, some newbies were destroying a good topic, with their magical spamming powers.
All was looking bleak until a group of elite posters gathered together to try and rid the land of this terror.
In this group were the members:-
_________
now, ad to it (don't blame me if you think it's cack, blame KR :D)
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Badgerman was the next person up next, he stood eagerly awaiting the power that he was about to be given.
"step forward Badger" Wookiee told him
Badgerman stepped forward and waited for the blinding light to strike down on him BOOOM the light filled the room as badgerman was given his power...
... suddenly another bright light lit up the room that none of the other group had noticed before, badgerman got up and didnt look no different but suddenly wookiee knew something different had happened to Badgerman that had not happened to the rest of the group.
"badgerman, run to the pizza shop and bring back the pizz's i have ordered AND RUN" Wookiee boomed
Badgerman dissapeared in a flash and was back within two seconds with the pizza's in his hand
"that was quick" KR said
"that is one of his power's" wookiee replied
"wo,wo,wo hold on a minute" TomUK quickly butted in
"One of his powers?" he asked " that must mean he has two when the rest of use only have one" he added
"oh no" wookiee said "you all have two but you just have to develop them yourselves" he added
"oh great" KR said "that means we have to find the other one our selves?"
"that is what he said" badgerman replied
suddenly a knock at the door startled the group and then the door burst open...
"step forward Badger" Wookiee told him
Badgerman stepped forward and waited for the blinding light to strike down on him BOOOM the light filled the room as badgerman was given his power...
... suddenly another bright light lit up the room that none of the other group had noticed before, badgerman got up and didnt look no different but suddenly wookiee knew something different had happened to Badgerman that had not happened to the rest of the group.
"badgerman, run to the pizza shop and bring back the pizz's i have ordered AND RUN" Wookiee boomed
Badgerman dissapeared in a flash and was back within two seconds with the pizza's in his hand
"that was quick" KR said
"that is one of his power's" wookiee replied
"wo,wo,wo hold on a minute" TomUK quickly butted in
"One of his powers?" he asked " that must mean he has two when the rest of use only have one" he added
"oh no" wookiee said "you all have two but you just have to develop them yourselves" he added
"oh great" KR said "that means we have to find the other one our selves?"
"that is what he said" badgerman replied
suddenly a knock at the door startled the group and then the door burst open...
TomUK Raced over to Wookie, anxiously anticipating what his new ‘powers’ would be
Wookie, once again, placed his palms over the young mans head and started chanting the same rhythmic chant.
The blinding light brightened up the room.
But nothing had seemed to of changed
‘’Wh..wh..what’s happened to me?’ TomUK managed to mumble out
‘’Bagger all’’ Badgerman said
Wookie then announced
‘’Your power is not that obvious’’ Wookie said ‘’you have the unique ability to change your figure in an instant’’ he added
‘’To change into the desired person, one must think of that person for a couple of seconds’’
All of a sudden, TomUK had been transferred into Britney Spears
‘’Ooooooh’’ TomUK said, whilst checking out his new anatomy
‘’Pervert’’ Natbuc muttered
‘’This power can be very useful, if you want to disguise yourself as one of the enemy’’ Wookie proclaimed
‘’Oh please, this is just Metal Gear Solid 2 all over again’’ said KR rather annoyed
Before the group could set off on their task, a couple of members still have to receive their powers
‘’Come here my son to receive your power…..
up stepped....
Wookie, once again, placed his palms over the young mans head and started chanting the same rhythmic chant.
The blinding light brightened up the room.
But nothing had seemed to of changed
‘’Wh..wh..what’s happened to me?’ TomUK managed to mumble out
‘’Bagger all’’ Badgerman said
Wookie then announced
‘’Your power is not that obvious’’ Wookie said ‘’you have the unique ability to change your figure in an instant’’ he added
‘’To change into the desired person, one must think of that person for a couple of seconds’’
All of a sudden, TomUK had been transferred into Britney Spears
‘’Ooooooh’’ TomUK said, whilst checking out his new anatomy
‘’Pervert’’ Natbuc muttered
‘’This power can be very useful, if you want to disguise yourself as one of the enemy’’ Wookie proclaimed
‘’Oh please, this is just Metal Gear Solid 2 all over again’’ said KR rather annoyed
Before the group could set off on their task, a couple of members still have to receive their powers
‘’Come here my son to receive your power…..
up stepped....
Wookie placed his palm on Natbucs head.
Very much like a Mukkodon off Abe/munches oddsey wookie began to chant. With a flash of light and a couple of cracks of thunder Natbuc dissapeared. "I learnt that off Munches Oddesey for my x-box" Wookie said.
"Where the hell did he go!" shouted KR
"He is here" said wookie.
"I am" shouted natbuc.
"Well i can't see him" said badgerman.
"That is because he now has stealth power. The enemy cannot see him" Wookie replied.
"Kr switch on your Xray vision" Wookie added.
"W-why" Kr asked.
"JUST DO IT!" Wookie boomed.
"Yes almighty" KR said switching it on. "Wow i can see him!"
"Yes" wookie said. "You are the only one. You will have to guide him in to the enemy territory in order to destroy the newbies using xray vision."
"okay" KR replied.
"So what do we do?" Badgerman asked.
"Step forward my freind.....
Very much like a Mukkodon off Abe/munches oddsey wookie began to chant. With a flash of light and a couple of cracks of thunder Natbuc dissapeared. "I learnt that off Munches Oddesey for my x-box" Wookie said.
"Where the hell did he go!" shouted KR
"He is here" said wookie.
"I am" shouted natbuc.
"Well i can't see him" said badgerman.
"That is because he now has stealth power. The enemy cannot see him" Wookie replied.
"Kr switch on your Xray vision" Wookie added.
"W-why" Kr asked.
"JUST DO IT!" Wookie boomed.
"Yes almighty" KR said switching it on. "Wow i can see him!"
"Yes" wookie said. "You are the only one. You will have to guide him in to the enemy territory in order to destroy the newbies using xray vision."
"okay" KR replied.
"So what do we do?" Badgerman asked.
"Step forward my freind.....
Badgerman quickly stood up and ran over to wookiee, Badgerman looked very excited and the rest of the group except KR wondered what the hell was going on
"Sir, sir" Badgerman managed to mumble out "i didn't go with KR but can i have my turn now please" he added
"not just yet" wookiee replied
"This" said badgerman looking very proud "is the man who developes your powers for you" he added
"So he is the guy that KR was going on about earlier" TomUK asked the group.
KR looked like he was concentrating on something on the floor, he was looking without blinking and as if by magic he quickly said
"Natbuc, take that knife out of your sock, you know we dont have weapons yet we will all get them from the same place"
"Wha.. what?" Natbuc looked stunned " i have no knife" he said cockily
"oh" said wookiee "i forgot to tell you that Kid Rock has already had his powers developed." Wookiee commented
"Yeh, i have X-RAY vision so i can see whether you have an weapons on you, but the best thing about it is if we are out side and we are laying a trap to capture the newbies i can scan the area with my X-RAY vision and easily pick off any newbies who are hiding behind thing" KR grinned
"so you never turn this X-Ray vision off KR?" Natbuc said looking a little uneasy
"oh yeh i just have to focus for about 5 seconds and it starts to work" KR boasted
"So i can see for miles when the X-Ray vision is activated and it is helpful for finding people who are hidden they just are spotted straight away because when the X-Ray vision is activated peoples body heat is given off as a dark red colour so there is no hiding from me" KR added
He thought it was time to be quiet and let wookiee give every one else their powers so he sat back and got ready to watch.
"You there, yes you, it is you turn to chose your power and then let me develop it for you" Wookiee said in a magical voice
the perosn stepped forward looked around uneasy...
"Sir, sir" Badgerman managed to mumble out "i didn't go with KR but can i have my turn now please" he added
"not just yet" wookiee replied
"This" said badgerman looking very proud "is the man who developes your powers for you" he added
"So he is the guy that KR was going on about earlier" TomUK asked the group.
KR looked like he was concentrating on something on the floor, he was looking without blinking and as if by magic he quickly said
"Natbuc, take that knife out of your sock, you know we dont have weapons yet we will all get them from the same place"
"Wha.. what?" Natbuc looked stunned " i have no knife" he said cockily
"oh" said wookiee "i forgot to tell you that Kid Rock has already had his powers developed." Wookiee commented
"Yeh, i have X-RAY vision so i can see whether you have an weapons on you, but the best thing about it is if we are out side and we are laying a trap to capture the newbies i can scan the area with my X-RAY vision and easily pick off any newbies who are hiding behind thing" KR grinned
"so you never turn this X-Ray vision off KR?" Natbuc said looking a little uneasy
"oh yeh i just have to focus for about 5 seconds and it starts to work" KR boasted
"So i can see for miles when the X-Ray vision is activated and it is helpful for finding people who are hidden they just are spotted straight away because when the X-Ray vision is activated peoples body heat is given off as a dark red colour so there is no hiding from me" KR added
He thought it was time to be quiet and let wookiee give every one else their powers so he sat back and got ready to watch.
"You there, yes you, it is you turn to chose your power and then let me develop it for you" Wookiee said in a magical voice
the perosn stepped forward looked around uneasy...
No one followed.
KR turned around. "okay then looks like it's just me" Off he trotted.
Kr returne later. Behind him appeared to be a large clump of fluff. "This" KR said "is Wookie."
"U mean that big lump of bum fluff is wookie?" Tom replied.
"That is right" replied the lump of fl...i mean wookie.
One by one the members lined up. "Ok get ready Wookie said"
And with that....
KR turned around. "okay then looks like it's just me" Off he trotted.
Kr returne later. Behind him appeared to be a large clump of fluff. "This" KR said "is Wookie."
"U mean that big lump of bum fluff is wookie?" Tom replied.
"That is right" replied the lump of fl...i mean wookie.
One by one the members lined up. "Ok get ready Wookie said"
And with that....
"Oh my" TomUK repeated "the biggest spammer in the whole" he added.
The team looked around at one another, but then TomUK remembered that the spammers the group were after were newbies so he had to sit down and think again.
"we cant go after him,even though he is a spammer he is not a newbie so we will leave him until last" Natbuc now suggested
"i have an idea" badgerman suggested " i know this bloke who knows you hidden talents, if we go to him he can bring out the talents within you" he added
"you mean like the X-men" KR grinned
"yeh but they got their powers from this bloke aswell" Badgerman quickly quipped in
"any way lets get back to what we were talking about" TomUK said seriously "we need to plan an attack on the newbies and stop them spamming forever" Tom added
"we need to find out who the spamming newbies are first" Natbuc added
"Firstly, i am going down to see that bloke who helps enhance are powers, any one want to join me just follow me out the door" KR commanded.
The team looked around at one another, but then TomUK remembered that the spammers the group were after were newbies so he had to sit down and think again.
"we cant go after him,even though he is a spammer he is not a newbie so we will leave him until last" Natbuc now suggested
"i have an idea" badgerman suggested " i know this bloke who knows you hidden talents, if we go to him he can bring out the talents within you" he added
"you mean like the X-men" KR grinned
"yeh but they got their powers from this bloke aswell" Badgerman quickly quipped in
"any way lets get back to what we were talking about" TomUK said seriously "we need to plan an attack on the newbies and stop them spamming forever" Tom added
"we need to find out who the spamming newbies are first" Natbuc added
"Firstly, i am going down to see that bloke who helps enhance are powers, any one want to join me just follow me out the door" KR commanded.
The rest of the gang looked on with confused looks on their faces.
"A Cyborg Ninja?" Badgerman questioned.
"I thought that they only existed in Metal Gear Solid 2"
Then before anyone else could speak a shrill voice called out from somewhere in the distance. It said..
"I order to to be silent! If you really want to stop this spamming then you aren't doing a very good job! Your supposed to not make up stupid conversations about MGS2 and instead keep the place under control. Don't blame me if you get thousands of the little newbies replyin to your question "I thought Cyborg Ninja's only existed in MGS2"
"Ok, Ok, i'm sorry" said Badgerman
And with that the strange figure revealed himself. It was the legendary 'National Buccaneer' also known as Natbuc.
"Wow nice to meet you sir" said KR excitedly.
"Listen, enough of the talk, lets get to work" replied Natbuc.
He pulled a sheet of paper out of his pocket.
"This my freinds is the main culprit of the spamming" he said.
TomUK quickly replied "Oh my god, i do beleive that's............
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"A Cyborg Ninja?" Badgerman questioned.
"I thought that they only existed in Metal Gear Solid 2"
Then before anyone else could speak a shrill voice called out from somewhere in the distance. It said..
"I order to to be silent! If you really want to stop this spamming then you aren't doing a very good job! Your supposed to not make up stupid conversations about MGS2 and instead keep the place under control. Don't blame me if you get thousands of the little newbies replyin to your question "I thought Cyborg Ninja's only existed in MGS2"
"Ok, Ok, i'm sorry" said Badgerman
And with that the strange figure revealed himself. It was the legendary 'National Buccaneer' also known as Natbuc.
"Wow nice to meet you sir" said KR excitedly.
"Listen, enough of the talk, lets get to work" replied Natbuc.
He pulled a sheet of paper out of his pocket.
"This my freinds is the main culprit of the spamming" he said.
TomUK quickly replied "Oh my god, i do beleive that's............
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*suddenly lightning struck the tree outside the room and the people inside managed to see a dark silhouette standing motionless on one of the branches. The person had a huge sword in his hand. He reached the window in one huge leap and confronted the people*
"I can be of some use to you", he said with an electronically-enhanced voice....
"Are, are you a ninja..", said Kid Rock....
"I may be..This is irrelevant..."
"Wwwhhats your name then?", wondered Badgerman
*The masked stranger was silent for a few seconds*
"Call me Hunter....", the ninja proclaimed.."Now let me introduce someone to you...
*The ninja suddenly directed a bolt of lightning to the tree he so suddenly appeared on, and everyone looked in that direction....
*Another dark silhoutte appeared on the branches and with a giant leap entered the dark-lit room. A tall, dark-haired man stood before them. He was almost identical to Hunter, although he had 2 shurikens in each hand*
"This is Li Pro, he is going to help us...But remember one thing-we are freelances. We go when we want, where we want...We are going to help you, because we have some unsettled business with the newbies", said Hunter.
"Indeeeeeed", replied Li Pro..."We will be in touch...."
*Li Pro whispered some words and looked up at the moonlit sky and thrust his hands towards the moon. Both men simultaneosly bowed down to the sky, and jumped off the window frame, before disappearing in the darkness of the garden....*
"I can be of some use to you", he said with an electronically-enhanced voice....
"Are, are you a ninja..", said Kid Rock....
"I may be..This is irrelevant..."
"Wwwhhats your name then?", wondered Badgerman
*The masked stranger was silent for a few seconds*
"Call me Hunter....", the ninja proclaimed.."Now let me introduce someone to you...
*The ninja suddenly directed a bolt of lightning to the tree he so suddenly appeared on, and everyone looked in that direction....
*Another dark silhoutte appeared on the branches and with a giant leap entered the dark-lit room. A tall, dark-haired man stood before them. He was almost identical to Hunter, although he had 2 shurikens in each hand*
"This is Li Pro, he is going to help us...But remember one thing-we are freelances. We go when we want, where we want...We are going to help you, because we have some unsettled business with the newbies", said Hunter.
"Indeeeeeed", replied Li Pro..."We will be in touch...."
*Li Pro whispered some words and looked up at the moonlit sky and thrust his hands towards the moon. Both men simultaneosly bowed down to the sky, and jumped off the window frame, before disappearing in the darkness of the garden....*
TomUK wrote:
"How did you get her?* why".
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*here?
"How did you get her?* why".
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*here?
"I'm here to help"
The face was only partially lit, revealing half of a grown mans face. The man was dressed in dark clothing, and held a notebook, grasping a pen in his other hand.
"You want to defeat the newbies" he grumbled.
"W..who are you", Badger was cautious, but slowly walked towards the man.
"I'm..." He sighed "Tom"
Kid Rock, was brave. He turned the light switch on, and confrounted Tom.
"How did you get her? And what do you want?" Kid Rock stood up tall, and tried to show off his status.
"You don't need to know how." Tom took te cigarette out of his mouth. "Just why".
The face was only partially lit, revealing half of a grown mans face. The man was dressed in dark clothing, and held a notebook, grasping a pen in his other hand.
"You want to defeat the newbies" he grumbled.
"W..who are you", Badger was cautious, but slowly walked towards the man.
"I'm..." He sighed "Tom"
Kid Rock, was brave. He turned the light switch on, and confrounted Tom.
"How did you get her? And what do you want?" Kid Rock stood up tall, and tried to show off his status.
"You don't need to know how." Tom took te cigarette out of his mouth. "Just why".
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