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The idea is that I'll start it off, then any of you will do the next bit, K?
So here it goes
On a boring day in the land of FOG, some newbies were destroying a good topic, with their magical spamming powers.
All was looking bleak until a group of elite posters gathered together to try and rid the land of this terror.
In this group were the members:-
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now, ad to it (don't blame me if you think it's cack, blame KR :D)
The group of elite posters were completely stuck for ideas
‘’Sooooo… what are we going to do?’’ asked Natbuc
‘’Run to McDonalds, I’m hungry’’ said KR
*over to the JAT camp*
‘’I iz da in need of a sosage,’’ said a JAT
‘’I iz da start a firey theen’’ announced someone who looked like the leader
The JAT walked up with a lighter and some twigs, he tried to start a fire to no avail.
‘’I iz da no firey start’’
‘’I iz da try it nexd to da tree’’
So the Jat walks up to TomUK, and set’s the base of him on fire
‘’ARRRGGGHHH, HOLY CRAP, PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!!’’
TomUK remembered how to put out a fire.
Stop, drop and Roll
So (still in his tree form) he crashed to the ground, crushing thousands of JAT’s, he then rolled over their whole camp.
The group looked on in amazement
‘’Well bagger me.’’ Badger said
TomUK transformed back, walked over to the group and said
‘’Ouch’’
So the land of FOG has been saved thanks to a tree that was set on fire.
THE END
"nah this place is boring" KR overheard one saying to the other.
The JATS suddenly stopped and set up base and put up a flag.
TomUK transformed into a tree and started walking towards the JATS.
"i dont think he will get noticed" KR said with a serious look on his face.
"neither do i" badgerman replied "he has done a good job of transforming into a walking tree, them JATS will believe anything." he added
"Uz JATS r gona stay ere until we r newbies" the leader shouted
"dis place wil b long 2 uz, SO u betta get red e 2 die" HE BOOMED
TomUK stood as a tree for while but then decided to run back to base,where he informed the crew that they could be killed very easily in 10 mins...
But how could they take out so many JAT’s?
Wookie said it was best if they went out fighting
So, they rush to the fighting line
‘’I iz da best, eat me shiney red name’’
‘’ARGH, all of the spam. I can’t fight it’’ Natbuc screamed
The group had been spammed to near death.
The JAT’s saw a chance to kill
‘’I iz da kill ya now, purply sucka’’
The JAT opened it’s mouth to try and eat KR,
‘’Oh no, the mouth that comes out with crap, is going to kill us’’ yelled Badgerman
Natbuc pulled out a gun, spun it in revolver Ocelot style, then
‘’ I iz da feelin hurt’’ as he fell to the ground with blood spewing out, the same colour as his name
With the teams efforts doing little effect, it seemed like nothing would stop them…..
The team started to celebrate but suddenly a vibration in the ground started to worry natbuc.
"KR" badgerman quickly shouted "zoom into the distance and calculate what the hell is coming towards us" he added
KR looked into the distance and saw 50,000+ JATS advancing towards them, these were worse then newbies but JATS and Newbies always worked together and tried to defeat the regulars.
KR grabbed his machine gun and told every one to fire as much as they could. Badgerman got his rocket launcher and blasted several shots at the advancing JATS.
"this is no use" TomUK shouted " you lot go and get cover and i will hold these off and then chagne in to one of them quickly" he added
without warning KR took out his pistol added a silencer to it and switched on the laser guidence, with his machine gun in one hand and the pistol in the other he managed to shoot down a few with help from badgermans rocket launcher.
the team ran back to base but then forgot about one thing, they didnt know whether they had been followed...
Badgerman chose his weapons. He also equipped the rest of the group with weapons.
‘’Ready?’’ Said Natbuc
‘’Ready.” Confirmed the rest of us
With that, Wookie, KR, Natbuc and Badgerman emerged to fight, each one bearing their special powers
Get ready for a Matrix style moment
Badgerman hurtles towards newbie with his lightening speed with his trusty sword,
SLASH off comes an arm SLIT as blood spews out a throat
Natbuc also picked off some n00bs from close range with his stealth power.
But then the first casualty, KR had taken a bullet to the kneecap.
With the n00b force being severely shortened, the battle was almost won. But the elite force had been weakened
The n00b force had taken control of the battle, all of the elite force had some kind of injury, all was bleak.
Up stepped the leader
‘’Well, well, well, looky at what we have hear, if it isn’t our heroes. What’s wrong? Feeling a bit odd? Said the mysterious leader
‘’Oh no, I feel bloody. great ‘’ Badgerman said sarcastically
The mysterious leader revealed himself
‘’You…traitor!’’ proclaimed Wookie
To their shock, it was no other than…….Mandatare a.k.a Mandy
‘’I hope you enjoy your death boys’’ Mandy said
‘’Oooooh Trudence,’’ Mandy called
Out came a ghastly looking newbie
He pointed the gun at Wookie
‘’Like lead?’’ as he pulled the trigger
Blood was spewed all over the ground
The group sat shocked and stunned
Mandatare’s lifeless body laid lifelessly along the floor
‘’Sorry Mandy’’ said Trudence
His body transformed into that of TomUK
Try and carry that on (if you can :D)