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I was simply spectating at the beautifully huge bonfire me and some *thugs* had made, watching all the pretty fireworks exploding in the air when suddenly some pillock decided to throw a "headless chicken" into the bonfire!
Everyone (who had brains) scattered and ran like they had ants in their pants, but it looked like it was just gormless little me that didn't realise what had just happened until I actually heard the firework fuse up in the huge enflamed pile of rubble...THEN I ran! I could've been a gonner. The "headless chicken" flew out of the bonfire like a missile, straight at me as I was running away. Once I had a glance back and saw the thing rushing at me I quickly fell and lay flat on the grass, and now, due to some quick clever thinking, I am still alive now to share this "I nearly pooped my pants" story with you.
I didn't find the twit that could have been the culprit for blinding me because everyone said that he ran away..."I pity the fool!" Now traumatised from the emotional event, I have finally had the strength to tell someone about it.
My message of the day - DON'T FOOL WITH FIREWORKS!!!
Everyone (who had brains) scattered and ran like they had ants in their pants, but it looked like it was just gormless little me that didn't realise what had just happened until I actually heard the firework fuse up in the huge enflamed pile of rubble...THEN I ran! I could've been a gonner. The "headless chicken" flew out of the bonfire like a missile, straight at me as I was running away. Once I had a glance back and saw the thing rushing at me I quickly fell and lay flat on the grass, and now, due to some quick clever thinking, I am still alive now to share this "I nearly pooped my pants" story with you.
I didn't find the twit that could have been the culprit for blinding me because everyone said that he ran away..."I pity the fool!" Now traumatised from the emotional event, I have finally had the strength to tell someone about it.
My message of the day - DON'T FOOL WITH FIREWORKS!!!
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There was no hint of it being a firework till he mentioned 'fuse'
Then I had the idea of something stuffing a firework inside the dead headless chicken
:P
Then I had the idea of something stuffing a firework inside the dead headless chicken
:P
gerrid wrote:
> Ah, townies. The countryside word for Bazzas. Classic that is,
> classic.
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Neds.
> Ah, townies. The countryside word for Bazzas. Classic that is,
> classic.
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Neds.
pfft, i was watching a 52 blast air bomb in my garden (pretty powerful) when it tipped over and faced me -- halfway through!!! i nearly pooped my panties
it wasn't funny
m,y dad forgot to secure it before lighting it
it wasn't funny
m,y dad forgot to secure it before lighting it
LOL@SHEEPY
"Headless Chicken" is the slang used for an unctrollable firework...a dodgy firework that doesn't shoot up, it shoots straight at people.
"Headless Chicken" is the slang used for an unctrollable firework...a dodgy firework that doesn't shoot up, it shoots straight at people.
AfroJoe wrote:
> Neds.
Awright, pure quality man.
> Neds.
Awright, pure quality man.
SHEEPY wrote:
> I thought you meant a real headless chicken
*****
Me too
> I thought you meant a real headless chicken
*****
Me too
Yeah, the kid through a real headless chicken into the bonfire and once I heard its feathers fuse up, I ran because I thought it would jump out and hit me with its very hard beak.
Pfft.
Pfft.
How was I supposed to know you meant a firework? I'm not a bloody fireworks expert!
God dammit.
God dammit.
Why the hell would someone throw a real headless chicken into a bonfire, and how the hell would the chicken shoot out the bonfire?
Hmmm?
Hmmm?
ooooh fireworks. Guess you won't be signing up for the sas just yet then.....
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