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I've been toying with the notion of putting my face in a flatbed scanner for a while now, but IS IT SAFE? I won't come out all radioactive or invisible or summint, will I?
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Nah, just the face for now...although I will steal that phrase for my tagline. Yoink!
Yeah, you'll soon be swinging 'em around your head like weapons, beating back all the ladies who want your body
Go dude, scan yer knackers.
Worst case?
Atomic balls that glow and emit a "thrumming" sound, imagine the ladies reaction.
"What's the noise?"
"It's my plums, they're atomic"
Sure winner
Worst case?
Atomic balls that glow and emit a "thrumming" sound, imagine the ladies reaction.
"What's the noise?"
"It's my plums, they're atomic"
Sure winner
Errr.....duh, OK.
Do your balls instead.
OK. Worst Case Scenario:
1. I go radioactive, but gain no more super-powers than I already possess.
2. The surface smashes and I get glass in my eyes, ears and face and look like John Merrick for eternity. A radioactive John Merrick with no super-powers.
3. The picture of my ugly face is leaked and the world mocks me saying that being a radioactive John Merrick lookalike is an improvement.
4. I get sucked into my PC, ala Stay Tuned, and end up running around avoiding bugs and stuff that will eat me, inside my PC, ala Tron/Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
1. I go radioactive, but gain no more super-powers than I already possess.
2. The surface smashes and I get glass in my eyes, ears and face and look like John Merrick for eternity. A radioactive John Merrick with no super-powers.
3. The picture of my ugly face is leaked and the world mocks me saying that being a radioactive John Merrick lookalike is an improvement.
4. I get sucked into my PC, ala Stay Tuned, and end up running around avoiding bugs and stuff that will eat me, inside my PC, ala Tron/Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
Yeah, or you'll be stuck with a bright light and squashed cheeks on your face for the rest of your life
Could be worse though, you could look like Rakuga
OK, the Rak bashing stops here!
Could be worse though, you could look like Rakuga
OK, the Rak bashing stops here!
Brew wrote:
> You'd better hope the wind doesn't change though.
Wot, so the scanner doesn't get stuck to my face...what?
> You'd better hope the wind doesn't change though.
Wot, so the scanner doesn't get stuck to my face...what?
You'd better hope the wind doesn't change though.
You'll get super powers
Seriously though, Rakuga scanned his ugly head in, and although he may be a little uglier, he's OK after the ordeal
Seriously though, Rakuga scanned his ugly head in, and although he may be a little uglier, he's OK after the ordeal
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