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"Might have made a *bit* of a fool of myself...."

For one of our modules we have to, in a group, design and produce a toy for a child. In my group are me and my mate, and two french lads.

We were in the lab the other day, and another French lad, a little fella, wandered over and started speaking to his mates in French. So me, being Mr International Relations, said in my best French voice:

Je Voudrais Un Chien.

Which means, "I want a dog."

This didn't go down too badly.

The little fella then turned to me and asked why not many english people speak french. So I turn to him and say "Because it's crap."

Ooooops.

Maybe I should think about things in future, before I say them. Needless to say that all of my hard work with the dog earlier was wasted...

They (the French) would all be speaking German if it wasn't for "us".

I put "us" in inverted commas because none of us actually had any part in liberating France. Viva Engleterre, or however you spell it in Francais.

Or to put it another way. We don't need to speak French because they all need to speak English. Simple.

Not that I have anything against the French, it's just their food that's rubbish, which is enough to stop me from going to France.

Sorta SHEEPY, I said, will you be watching the football tonight, Scotland vs Portugal? C'mon the blues (I'm Scottish too)

Ant wrote:
> Tooooo many tenses in French, I'm doing it for GCSE at the moment.
>
> "Mein name ist Anthony."

obviously weren't paying attention in those GCSE classes, your mind must literally have been somewhere else. Like Berlin lol!!

Azul²°°² wrote:
> SHEEPY, tu regarde le foot ce soir? ecosse vs Portugal? Allez les
> bleus!
> (Je suis ecosse aussi)

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I think you said...

SHEEPY, what do you think football result will be between Scotland v Portugal. something something.

SHEEPY, tu regarde le foot ce soir? ecosse vs Portugal? Allez les bleus!
(Je suis ecosse aussi)

Your Honour wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> No, I don't have a llama.
>
>
> Wookiee has had a llama....
>
> :-)

I thought it was you who had the llama?

And HHAT, why did you sigh? :D

Top score wrote:
> Should it not have been "I want a frog"

*implodes wih laughter*

Should it not have been "I want a frog"

Ant wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> ¿como te llama?
>
> No, I don't have a llama.

*sigh*

> "Mein name ist Anthony."

I know its been a long time, but i'm sure thats german

(I think that was the point)

"Wo ist das kint, aber Wo ist das Kint"

"Das Kind ist auf dem flughaben"

Phonetially you understand :D