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That's right, I wanted to like this game I really did but the more I play it the more it dawns on me just how pathetically retarded it is.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
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SmokedKipper wrote:
> I can't believe so many people have bought import games before they
> have means to play them (i.e. Freeloader). Wouldn't the non-stupid
> approach have been to wait and get Freeloader first and then buy
> import games? How many people have US versions of Mario and/or Starfox
> and are still waiting to play them while other are playing on theirs
> that they bought from this country? It's just madness.
Heh, my mate went to America in the summer. He was thinking Freeloader release was just around the corner so he bought a load of GC games like Monkey ball 2, Wrestlemania X8, Eternal Darkness and Super Mario sunshine. YOu just cant help but laugh really!
> I can't believe so many people have bought import games before they
> have means to play them (i.e. Freeloader). Wouldn't the non-stupid
> approach have been to wait and get Freeloader first and then buy
> import games? How many people have US versions of Mario and/or Starfox
> and are still waiting to play them while other are playing on theirs
> that they bought from this country? It's just madness.
Heh, my mate went to America in the summer. He was thinking Freeloader release was just around the corner so he bought a load of GC games like Monkey ball 2, Wrestlemania X8, Eternal Darkness and Super Mario sunshine. YOu just cant help but laugh really!
oh whoopee do....... bring on the proper sequel to lylat wars then ill be happy........ and drooling
§n][pe® wrote:
> hm cube europe gave it 9.2.... im not all for running around as a fox
> getting lost.. well Zelda was less of that tbh u had a triforce to
> fight for but what does fox fight for?!
His life and the whole race of the dinosaurs.
> hm cube europe gave it 9.2.... im not all for running around as a fox
> getting lost.. well Zelda was less of that tbh u had a triforce to
> fight for but what does fox fight for?!
His life and the whole race of the dinosaurs.
im gonna get nightfire but dunno whether that or starfox..... im leaning towards Nightfire.....although NGC has given crap reviews for Nightfire, star fox and Mario party what will they give metroid prime?!
hm cube europe gave it 9.2.... im not all for running around as a fox getting lost.. well Zelda was less of that tbh u had a triforce to fight for but what does fox fight for?!
I own six! I will rent games now. I think it is the way to go!
Fishtobeking wrote:
> Do what I do and rent the game. You will find out what the game is
> like and you may complete it, so there would be no point in buying the
> game so then you would save about thirty two pounds.
That's what I always do and that's why I only own 4 games.
> Do what I do and rent the game. You will find out what the game is
> like and you may complete it, so there would be no point in buying the
> game so then you would save about thirty two pounds.
That's what I always do and that's why I only own 4 games.
Do what I do and rent the game. You will find out what the game is like and you may complete it, so there would be no point in buying the game so then you would save about thirty two pounds.
U have been on the sugar haven't you!
LOL!
I love being Hyper
LOL!
I love being Hyper
Hahahhaha jk.
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