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No, I’m not talking about African elephants, Dolphins, or even Dinosaurs (they’re extinct already you see). I’m talking about Pokemon.
Think about it. All these ‘trainers’ come and catch Pokemon from the wild, taking them out of their natural habitat and bung them in some ball. Then they make them fight one another. This might not seem too bad. Certainly the trainers don’t want their Pokemon killed do they? And on top of this there are safaris where Pokemon can roam relatively free. So you may be wondering why I fear for the survival of Pokemon. Well, I’ll tell you.
Have you ever wondered where Pokemon come from? Remember ‘The Birds And The Bees’? How about ‘When A Mummy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much...’? Well then, what about Pokemon? They don’t exactly use their PokeBalls *groans from audience*. And a stork doesn’t air lift a baby Pokemon to its new parents.
Think about it. Have you ever seen a Pokemon’s... ahem... ‘stick of lurve’? No. They prance around naked all day, and still you never see 'it'. The closest thing any of them have are various spikes, tails or maybe a beak. And think of the hell Pikachu must have reproducing. When one gets too excited the resulting thunderstorm would undoubtedly wreak havoc with its lovers internal organs...
The Pokemon Chansey has eggs, but it seems to find more amusement from throwing them at people and other Pokemon than letting them hatch. The few Pokemon that do have an obvious gender look like they’d have a rough time in the sack... Think of the pain that a NidoKing would have to go through mounting a NidoQueen with tough, spiky scales all along her back! And Pokemon such as Snorlax will undoubtedly be far too tired to even contemplate sex, and no amount of kinky costumes will entice them from their sleep.
Other Pokemon must have a hard time attracting a partner. Venusaur looks a right pansy with a big flower on its back. Most other Pokemon probably think it’s gay. Forget garlic breath, Charizard fends off potential mates with fire breath. A lover with two or even three heads like Doduo or Dodrio may sound like immense fun for bedroom shenanigans, but can you imagine giving birth to a multi-headed kid? Ouch. Talking of pain, you don’t want to know about the mating rituals Ekans and Arbok the snake Pokemon get up to... Maybe some people do like being tied up, but these snakes take it way too far...
Mounting (no pun intended) evidence suggests that Pokemon are already becoming endangered. It is said that there's only one remaining of certain ‘legendary’ Pokemon, and scientists have resorted to bio-engineering unnatural Pokemon such as Mewtwo.
The combination of over zealous trainers and a lack of any obvious sexual organs spells disaster for the Pokemon race and for the thousands of people who get kinky thrills from watching them battle naked in the ring...
Think about it. All these ‘trainers’ come and catch Pokemon from the wild, taking them out of their natural habitat and bung them in some ball. Then they make them fight one another. This might not seem too bad. Certainly the trainers don’t want their Pokemon killed do they? And on top of this there are safaris where Pokemon can roam relatively free. So you may be wondering why I fear for the survival of Pokemon. Well, I’ll tell you.
Have you ever wondered where Pokemon come from? Remember ‘The Birds And The Bees’? How about ‘When A Mummy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much...’? Well then, what about Pokemon? They don’t exactly use their PokeBalls *groans from audience*. And a stork doesn’t air lift a baby Pokemon to its new parents.
Think about it. Have you ever seen a Pokemon’s... ahem... ‘stick of lurve’? No. They prance around naked all day, and still you never see 'it'. The closest thing any of them have are various spikes, tails or maybe a beak. And think of the hell Pikachu must have reproducing. When one gets too excited the resulting thunderstorm would undoubtedly wreak havoc with its lovers internal organs...
The Pokemon Chansey has eggs, but it seems to find more amusement from throwing them at people and other Pokemon than letting them hatch. The few Pokemon that do have an obvious gender look like they’d have a rough time in the sack... Think of the pain that a NidoKing would have to go through mounting a NidoQueen with tough, spiky scales all along her back! And Pokemon such as Snorlax will undoubtedly be far too tired to even contemplate sex, and no amount of kinky costumes will entice them from their sleep.
Other Pokemon must have a hard time attracting a partner. Venusaur looks a right pansy with a big flower on its back. Most other Pokemon probably think it’s gay. Forget garlic breath, Charizard fends off potential mates with fire breath. A lover with two or even three heads like Doduo or Dodrio may sound like immense fun for bedroom shenanigans, but can you imagine giving birth to a multi-headed kid? Ouch. Talking of pain, you don’t want to know about the mating rituals Ekans and Arbok the snake Pokemon get up to... Maybe some people do like being tied up, but these snakes take it way too far...
Mounting (no pun intended) evidence suggests that Pokemon are already becoming endangered. It is said that there's only one remaining of certain ‘legendary’ Pokemon, and scientists have resorted to bio-engineering unnatural Pokemon such as Mewtwo.
The combination of over zealous trainers and a lack of any obvious sexual organs spells disaster for the Pokemon race and for the thousands of people who get kinky thrills from watching them battle naked in the ring...
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What I really want to know is how all these water pokemon survive fights in pokemon stadium, they'd have suffocated before it even started!
Cooky wrote:
> I'm just disturbed by the fact Sibs has bothered to notice the pokemon
> don't bounce around the screen wafting there erm... pokehood at the
> screen. And that he seems disappointed by this fact and has spent a
> lot of time thinking about it. Go onto a search engine and type in
> Pokeporn and I'm sure all your questions will be answered!
Pokemon pornography is degrading to Pokemon... And I'm not disappointed by the fact that I can't stare at Pokemons genitalia all day, but if they have none, how do they make babies...?
Because they are real. Obviously.
> I'm just disturbed by the fact Sibs has bothered to notice the pokemon
> don't bounce around the screen wafting there erm... pokehood at the
> screen. And that he seems disappointed by this fact and has spent a
> lot of time thinking about it. Go onto a search engine and type in
> Pokeporn and I'm sure all your questions will be answered!
Pokemon pornography is degrading to Pokemon... And I'm not disappointed by the fact that I can't stare at Pokemons genitalia all day, but if they have none, how do they make babies...?
Because they are real. Obviously.
Whitestripes wrote:
> Good job they aren't real eh Sibs :D
They aren't...?!?
> Good job they aren't real eh Sibs :D
They aren't...?!?
Cool Pokeporn.
I can't remember his name but the Rhino one has his horn on his head (that unicorn does too) so I reckon they had quite a bad childhood with the other Pokemon picking on them and all. Which explains why they're so angry and stupidly hard in battle, also I wonder if Dugtrio's have legs or anything, I mean what are they hiding under there?
I can't remember his name but the Rhino one has his horn on his head (that unicorn does too) so I reckon they had quite a bad childhood with the other Pokemon picking on them and all. Which explains why they're so angry and stupidly hard in battle, also I wonder if Dugtrio's have legs or anything, I mean what are they hiding under there?
I'm just disturbed by the fact Sibs has bothered to notice the pokemon don't bounce around the screen wafting there erm... pokehood at the screen. And that he seems disappointed by this fact and has spent a lot of time thinking about it. Go onto a search engine and type in Pokeporn and I'm sure all your questions will be answered!
:S
:S
Don't they make babies in Silver and Gold through Pokemon love?
Good job they aren't real eh Sibs :D
No, I’m not talking about African elephants, Dolphins, or even Dinosaurs (they’re extinct already you see). I’m talking about Pokemon.
Think about it. All these ‘trainers’ come and catch Pokemon from the wild, taking them out of their natural habitat and bung them in some ball. Then they make them fight one another. This might not seem too bad. Certainly the trainers don’t want their Pokemon killed do they? And on top of this there are safaris where Pokemon can roam relatively free. So you may be wondering why I fear for the survival of Pokemon. Well, I’ll tell you.
Have you ever wondered where Pokemon come from? Remember ‘The Birds And The Bees’? How about ‘When A Mummy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much...’? Well then, what about Pokemon? They don’t exactly use their PokeBalls *groans from audience*. And a stork doesn’t air lift a baby Pokemon to its new parents.
Think about it. Have you ever seen a Pokemon’s... ahem... ‘stick of lurve’? No. They prance around naked all day, and still you never see 'it'. The closest thing any of them have are various spikes, tails or maybe a beak. And think of the hell Pikachu must have reproducing. When one gets too excited the resulting thunderstorm would undoubtedly wreak havoc with its lovers internal organs...
The Pokemon Chansey has eggs, but it seems to find more amusement from throwing them at people and other Pokemon than letting them hatch. The few Pokemon that do have an obvious gender look like they’d have a rough time in the sack... Think of the pain that a NidoKing would have to go through mounting a NidoQueen with tough, spiky scales all along her back! And Pokemon such as Snorlax will undoubtedly be far too tired to even contemplate sex, and no amount of kinky costumes will entice them from their sleep.
Other Pokemon must have a hard time attracting a partner. Venusaur looks a right pansy with a big flower on its back. Most other Pokemon probably think it’s gay. Forget garlic breath, Charizard fends off potential mates with fire breath. A lover with two or even three heads like Doduo or Dodrio may sound like immense fun for bedroom shenanigans, but can you imagine giving birth to a multi-headed kid? Ouch. Talking of pain, you don’t want to know about the mating rituals Ekans and Arbok the snake Pokemon get up to... Maybe some people do like being tied up, but these snakes take it way too far...
Mounting (no pun intended) evidence suggests that Pokemon are already becoming endangered. It is said that there's only one remaining of certain ‘legendary’ Pokemon, and scientists have resorted to bio-engineering unnatural Pokemon such as Mewtwo.
The combination of over zealous trainers and a lack of any obvious sexual organs spells disaster for the Pokemon race and for the thousands of people who get kinky thrills from watching them battle naked in the ring...
Think about it. All these ‘trainers’ come and catch Pokemon from the wild, taking them out of their natural habitat and bung them in some ball. Then they make them fight one another. This might not seem too bad. Certainly the trainers don’t want their Pokemon killed do they? And on top of this there are safaris where Pokemon can roam relatively free. So you may be wondering why I fear for the survival of Pokemon. Well, I’ll tell you.
Have you ever wondered where Pokemon come from? Remember ‘The Birds And The Bees’? How about ‘When A Mummy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much...’? Well then, what about Pokemon? They don’t exactly use their PokeBalls *groans from audience*. And a stork doesn’t air lift a baby Pokemon to its new parents.
Think about it. Have you ever seen a Pokemon’s... ahem... ‘stick of lurve’? No. They prance around naked all day, and still you never see 'it'. The closest thing any of them have are various spikes, tails or maybe a beak. And think of the hell Pikachu must have reproducing. When one gets too excited the resulting thunderstorm would undoubtedly wreak havoc with its lovers internal organs...
The Pokemon Chansey has eggs, but it seems to find more amusement from throwing them at people and other Pokemon than letting them hatch. The few Pokemon that do have an obvious gender look like they’d have a rough time in the sack... Think of the pain that a NidoKing would have to go through mounting a NidoQueen with tough, spiky scales all along her back! And Pokemon such as Snorlax will undoubtedly be far too tired to even contemplate sex, and no amount of kinky costumes will entice them from their sleep.
Other Pokemon must have a hard time attracting a partner. Venusaur looks a right pansy with a big flower on its back. Most other Pokemon probably think it’s gay. Forget garlic breath, Charizard fends off potential mates with fire breath. A lover with two or even three heads like Doduo or Dodrio may sound like immense fun for bedroom shenanigans, but can you imagine giving birth to a multi-headed kid? Ouch. Talking of pain, you don’t want to know about the mating rituals Ekans and Arbok the snake Pokemon get up to... Maybe some people do like being tied up, but these snakes take it way too far...
Mounting (no pun intended) evidence suggests that Pokemon are already becoming endangered. It is said that there's only one remaining of certain ‘legendary’ Pokemon, and scientists have resorted to bio-engineering unnatural Pokemon such as Mewtwo.
The combination of over zealous trainers and a lack of any obvious sexual organs spells disaster for the Pokemon race and for the thousands of people who get kinky thrills from watching them battle naked in the ring...
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