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This thread has been linked to the game 'Eternal Darkness'.
You walk into some videogames store with your copy of Eternal Darkenss...
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
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You walk into some videogames store with your copy of Eternal Darkenss...
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
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