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This thread has been linked to the game 'Eternal Darkness'.
You walk into some videogames store with your copy of Eternal Darkenss...
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
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Edgy wrote:
> Who said this topic was spam? Quality stuff!
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No one did. The title said "scam" not "spam". The Elimin@to® should have read it properly before plugging in his keyboard.
> Who said this topic was spam? Quality stuff!
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No one did. The title said "scam" not "spam". The Elimin@to® should have read it properly before plugging in his keyboard.
There are multiple paths through Eternal Darkness? Excellent. I suspected it when I found out the Augustus dude became the baddie... I wondered if there were differing paths depending on what artifact you chose... at the moment I'm just about to start the "War To End All Wars" chapter after finding it in the mansion... This game rules. And multiple paths make it rule even more. But the stuff in the original post I made would never happen. This game rules to much to take it back.
Who said this topic was spam? Quality stuff!
Heheh.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Good post, I wouldn't call it spam though, you know what people on here have against spam so many people will just ingnore it.
I am on the third part of Eternal darkness, I have completed the game on Chatt'turga and Xello'toth mode, and am on the final one Uly'oth.
I going for that special "Eternal" mode, come on unlimited ammo and health!
I am on the third part of Eternal darkness, I have completed the game on Chatt'turga and Xello'toth mode, and am on the final one Uly'oth.
I going for that special "Eternal" mode, come on unlimited ammo and health!
Its scarily possible....................or not.
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lol, nice post Sibs
RM's right, you've played too much ED :D
RM's right, you've played too much ED :D
Good post!
~(8-D
nice post
nice post
Sibs man, you're insane.
Been playing ED a bit too much?
:D
Been playing ED a bit too much?
:D
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