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This thread has been linked to the game 'Eternal Darkness'.
You walk into some videogames store with your copy of Eternal Darkenss...
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
You- "I'd like to return this game please."
Fat Bloke At Till (FBAT for short) - "What seems to be the problem"
You - "It keeps locking up on me."
FBAT - "Oh, that's supposed to happen."
You - "What?!?"
FBAT - "It's just you going insane..."
You - "Oh... Well, it's annoying. I still want my money back."
FBAT - "Really? Well, could I please see your receipt."
*You hand over receipt*
FBAT - "I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this."
You - "Why not?!?"
FBAT - "This isn't a receipt sir."
You - "It says right there! Eternal Darkness! £39.99!"
FBAT - "I think you've been playing this insanity game a bit too much..."
*FBAT flicks the 'emergency' button under the counter*
You - "Oh my God! What was that scream?!?"
FBAT - "Scream sir?"
You - "Blood! There's blood dripping down the wall!"
*You run out of shop screaming*
FBAT - "heh, the insanity trick works every time..."
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Sibs wrote:
> There are multiple paths through Eternal Darkness? Excellent. I suspected it when I found out the Augustus dude >became the baddie... I wondered if there were differing paths depending on what artifact you chose... at the moment I'm >just about to start the "War To End All Wars" chapter after finding it in the mansion... This game rules. And multiple >paths make it rule even more. But the stuff in the original post I made would never happen. This game rules to much to
>take it back.
This game rocks so much, the different things about the game is that you have a different Ancient to fight against;
some of the clips where Pious and the Ancient talk are quite interesting with the diffrent voices, did you know that Xell'toth is a woman? The other two are both male ancients.
It's actually much harder on the blue path than on the red one,as most people stated a while back.
> There are multiple paths through Eternal Darkness? Excellent. I suspected it when I found out the Augustus dude >became the baddie... I wondered if there were differing paths depending on what artifact you chose... at the moment I'm >just about to start the "War To End All Wars" chapter after finding it in the mansion... This game rules. And multiple >paths make it rule even more. But the stuff in the original post I made would never happen. This game rules to much to
>take it back.
This game rocks so much, the different things about the game is that you have a different Ancient to fight against;
some of the clips where Pious and the Ancient talk are quite interesting with the diffrent voices, did you know that Xell'toth is a woman? The other two are both male ancients.
It's actually much harder on the blue path than on the red one,as most people stated a while back.
Tyddy wrote:
> Sibs! make a version 2 up of your story, make ' You ' come back to the
> store...heh!
'You' might try to bring back all sorts of games in the future... who knows...
y'see, like all good story/film/game writers, I'm leaving the door open for a sequel ;-)
> Sibs! make a version 2 up of your story, make ' You ' come back to the
> store...heh!
'You' might try to bring back all sorts of games in the future... who knows...
y'see, like all good story/film/game writers, I'm leaving the door open for a sequel ;-)
Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Solskjær wrote:
> Good one, Sibs! :)
>
> And you're right, every person you see behind a till is fat! :D
>
> *
>
> Apart from the people who are thin, or the people who are non-existant
> (farting around in the warehouse).
Or the people who work in gothic shops, and have the most rediculous hair styles.
> Solskjær wrote:
> Good one, Sibs! :)
>
> And you're right, every person you see behind a till is fat! :D
>
> *
>
> Apart from the people who are thin, or the people who are non-existant
> (farting around in the warehouse).
Or the people who work in gothic shops, and have the most rediculous hair styles.
Solskjær wrote:
> Good one, Sibs! :)
>
> And you're right, every person you see behind a till is fat! :D
*
Apart from the people who are thin, or the people who are non-existant (farting around in the warehouse).
> Good one, Sibs! :)
>
> And you're right, every person you see behind a till is fat! :D
*
Apart from the people who are thin, or the people who are non-existant (farting around in the warehouse).
Good one, Sibs! :)
And you're right, every person you see behind a till is fat! :D
And you're right, every person you see behind a till is fat! :D
Sibs! make a version 2 up of your story, make ' You ' come back to the store...heh!
Afro Joe's a notable nowdays?
I've been away from FoG too long...
I've been away from FoG too long...
Damn! I want Eternal Darkness now but I've shelled out all my cahs for TS2. So many games - so little money!
Oh yeah, and good post.
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