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"Ouch!"

I have just done *the* biggest crap, ever.

And now my a**e, hurts like hell.

I swear, I've never seen a bigger log in my life. Yes, I did look at it before covering it in toilet paper, don't we all?

Actually, don't answer that...

It was like some sort of Chocolate Swiss Roll, lurking by the U-Bend like a German U-Boat.

I now walk like some sort of bow-legged leper, and I have to go play snooker in a minute as well.

I feel sorry for the poor sod at the water treatment works when that monstrosity floats it's lazy way past.

Christ, my bum is killing me. I think I need to call an ambulance...

SUPERB

Imagine how your backside feels now YH?

IF you commit a crime you'll feel that every night in prison... maybe twice as much if you have a monster log.

Right off to study for Geography... hhhooo hhaaaa

Just don't sit down as it sounds painful

Time for the Anusol I think!

ooooh, nasty! I had a massive dump once, took ten minutes to drop out my a**e. When it did rear its ugly head, it made me feel sick. It was massive...

And we wonder why we have so few females round here?

*Half a tube of savlon later*

Hmmm, I can actually sit down with only a small amount of pain now.

Oh, and I won at snooker, 2-1.

I rule.

What the hell did you eat that your body couldn't break down?

My mums cooking.

:-D

I'm sorry to say this but...

This is the funniest topic I've ever seen in my 2 years here!

Sorry to hear you've had "troubles" with your own U-bend there, I can just imagine that floating past the rats, scaring the monkeys out of them, making them think their bigger cousins are back!

lol.

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i do feel sorry for you but like i said its just so funny :P