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I have just done *the* biggest crap, ever.
And now my a**e, hurts like hell.
I swear, I've never seen a bigger log in my life. Yes, I did look at it before covering it in toilet paper, don't we all?
Actually, don't answer that...
It was like some sort of Chocolate Swiss Roll, lurking by the U-Bend like a German U-Boat.
I now walk like some sort of bow-legged leper, and I have to go play snooker in a minute as well.
I feel sorry for the poor sod at the water treatment works when that monstrosity floats it's lazy way past.
Christ, my bum is killing me. I think I need to call an ambulance...
And now my a**e, hurts like hell.
I swear, I've never seen a bigger log in my life. Yes, I did look at it before covering it in toilet paper, don't we all?
Actually, don't answer that...
It was like some sort of Chocolate Swiss Roll, lurking by the U-Bend like a German U-Boat.
I now walk like some sort of bow-legged leper, and I have to go play snooker in a minute as well.
I feel sorry for the poor sod at the water treatment works when that monstrosity floats it's lazy way past.
Christ, my bum is killing me. I think I need to call an ambulance...
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I have just done *the* biggest crap, ever.
And now my a**e, hurts like hell.
I swear, I've never seen a bigger log in my life. Yes, I did look at it before covering it in toilet paper, don't we all?
Actually, don't answer that...
It was like some sort of Chocolate Swiss Roll, lurking by the U-Bend like a German U-Boat.
I now walk like some sort of bow-legged leper, and I have to go play snooker in a minute as well.
I feel sorry for the poor sod at the water treatment works when that monstrosity floats it's lazy way past.
Christ, my bum is killing me. I think I need to call an ambulance...
And now my a**e, hurts like hell.
I swear, I've never seen a bigger log in my life. Yes, I did look at it before covering it in toilet paper, don't we all?
Actually, don't answer that...
It was like some sort of Chocolate Swiss Roll, lurking by the U-Bend like a German U-Boat.
I now walk like some sort of bow-legged leper, and I have to go play snooker in a minute as well.
I feel sorry for the poor sod at the water treatment works when that monstrosity floats it's lazy way past.
Christ, my bum is killing me. I think I need to call an ambulance...
Very much alike what apparently happened to my brother, although his didn't even get passed the U Bend. Blocking the toilet completely.
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We saw a monstrous floatah at Bewerly Park in the bogs. I'd say it was just under a foot long and as thick as your wrist (well, my wrist, which is quite small).
Worse?
It was in the urinal.
Worse?
It was in the urinal.
Ha ha ha. Me and a good friend (he knows who he is) stayed round another mate's house once, and we managed to block up both his toilets - one each!
Sweet Jeebus
Is this one of those surreal topics that don't actually exist?
I just had one of those 'projecitle s***es' where about 100 thiny little balls come flying out your a**e.
That was beacause I was desperate, though. Damn FF6 kept me hanging on......
That was beacause I was desperate, though. Damn FF6 kept me hanging on......
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