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"I got goldfish"

Woohoo

It's cool, I got a bowl and stones and stuff. Including a Greek pillar thing... YAAAAAY.

I think I shall call them Manic and Kid A (although might make it Fish A)

Azul²°°² wrote:
> It came in a little bag filled with water you see, and I.. I poured it
> into a tub of water that might have just been a little too hot.

> It swam for 3 seconds, and it floated to the top....



I'm sorry buy....... ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is the funniset thing i've heard all day.

I had 3 goldfish at one point.. or something like that.

The one I won from the fair lasted ages, I eventually got bored of it and sent it to Newcastle.

The two I bought from a proper fishfarm type place, died in three days.

Oh well.

I got a goldfish once, won it at one of those cheap 'Hook-a-duck' stall things. I took it home, and... and.....

*bursts into tears*
I killed it goddamn it, i killed it.

*Falls to a slump on the floor*

It came in a little bag filled with water you see, and I.. I poured it into a tub of water that might have just been a little too hot.

*Shivers uncontrolably, while crying like a baby*

It swam for 3 seconds, and it floated to the top.... I didn't even get to name the poor lil' begger.... :-(
I buried it and called it Jimmy (god knows why).

I had goldfish but they died. I had about 20 altogether (over a space of about 8 years) two of them jumped out of the tank and died on the floor (No I didnt just stand and watch, I found them the next morning) The rest floated to the surface comically but two of three of them lived ages, and outgrew the tank! We were forced to give them away to this guy with a huge pond, they are still alive to this day (making them about 7 years old) and are apparently almost 2 foot long! Great stuff!

Call them both Manic, just to confuse everyone.

What?

My fish could kill your cat

Can your goldfish catch toads though? Eh?


"GET THE GODDAMN TOAD OUT OF MY DINNER, CAT!"

But of course, instead of taking the toad away, the other cat brings in a second one.

Obviously

I liked studying Ancient Greece, although I learned more reading the Horrible History book.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Colloseum


That's in Rome, oh, you were joking!

:D

Yeah well I studied Ancient Greece years ago :P

Colloseum

My gran bought me it all because I mentioned I wanted a goldfish, how lovely she is.

Thanks Gran