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> Drunk COw lives under the beds of all.....especially you tphi!!
*screams in pure terror, then realises that he is sitting at his desk under his bunk bed. He senses a presense behind him, turns round slowly... to see.... a huge fresian cow drinking bottles of bacardi.*
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
>
> J-42 cheese doesn't give you nightmares. That's just me making
> strange
> noises when you sleep. I live under your bed and only come out at
> night.
>
> :-0
>
> Oh, now i'll sleep a lot better.
>
> *Bites into some freash cheddar*
>
> Ice cream is a different story though.
>
> Drunk COw lives under the beds of all.....especially you tphi!!
>
> What about ice cream, grandpa Drunky?
Well, it's said that one cloudy nights like today if you eat ice cream at night a creamy monster called "The Fice" comes from under your bed.....and bites your head off!! So stay away from my secret ice cream stash sonny!!!
> morbo wrote:
> i will introduce tonights candidates. puny human no 1, puny human no
> 2, and morbos good friend drunk cow.
>
> "cries tears of joy because he knows he won already"
>
> The winner is......puny human 1!
>
> "shoots everyone except morbo and runs leftward"
*morbo justs looks at the mess and walks off*
mwhahahahahaha. as the winer is dead and the only contestant alive is mad. i declare morbo the winner of the 50 thousand pound whad of money. mwhahahahaha
> J-42 wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
>
> J-42 cheese doesn't give you nightmares. That's just me making
> strange
> noises when you sleep. I live under your bed and only come out at
> night.
>
> :-0
>
> Oh, now i'll sleep a lot better.
>
> *Bites into some freash cheddar*
>
> Ice cream is a different story though.
>
> Drunk COw lives under the beds of all.....especially you tphi!!
What about ice cream, grandpa Drunky?
> i will introduce tonights candidates. puny human no 1, puny human no
> 2, and morbos good friend drunk cow.
"cries tears of joy because he knows he won already"
The winner is......puny human 1!
"shoots everyone except morbo and runs leftward"
> Drunk Cow wrote:
>
> J-42 cheese doesn't give you nightmares. That's just me making
> strange
> noises when you sleep. I live under your bed and only come out at
> night.
>
> :-0
>
> Oh, now i'll sleep a lot better.
>
> *Bites into some freash cheddar*
Ice cream is a different story though.
Drunk COw lives under the beds of all.....especially you tphi!!