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If consoles were:

Actors

Gamecube – Brad Pitt. All the girls like it and the blokes sniff and say “Gay”
PS2 – Christopher Walken. Cool, media-cult and hard to resist. And a bit scary
Xbox – Mr T. Everyone over the age of 20 realises how cool it is. And it’s massive and black.

Bands

Gamecube – The Tweenies. Adults cringe and fork over their money. And simple folk clap and laugh
PS2 – Travis. Reliable, in most homes and disturbingly bland yet everywhere you look.
Xbox – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Discerning fans like it and appreciate the subtlety, whilst others stare blankly and shrug.

Cheese

Gamecube – Mini Babybell. Cutesy and most will find it hard to unwrap without adult supervision
PS2 – Cheddar. Solid, dependable if a tad samey
Xbox – Gorgonzola. Massive stinky block of goodness that most refuse to try through fear and ignorance

Crisp Flavour

Gamecube – Prawn Cocktail. Enjoyed by girls and effeminate men.
PS2 – Salt & Vinegar. The most popular and leaves a pleasant aftertaste
Xbox – Beefy.

Drink

Gamecube – Panda Cola. Warm, sweet and really cheap
PS2 – Coke. Everywhere you look and readily available.
Xbox – Vimto. Scary at first but strangely nice once initial fear has subsided

Very funny.
I take it you won't preordering a Gamecube then?

PS2 is SO Stereophonics.

Gamecube is Blur.

Goatboy wrote:

If consoles were:

Actors

Xbox – Mr T. Everyone over the age of 20 realises how cool it is. And it’s massive and black.
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Superb.

All I can say is that was damn funny.

If consoles were:

Actors

Gamecube – Brad Pitt. All the girls like it and the blokes sniff and say “Gay”
PS2 – Christopher Walken. Cool, media-cult and hard to resist. And a bit scary
Xbox – Mr T. Everyone over the age of 20 realises how cool it is. And it’s massive and black.

Bands

Gamecube – The Tweenies. Adults cringe and fork over their money. And simple folk clap and laugh
PS2 – Travis. Reliable, in most homes and disturbingly bland yet everywhere you look.
Xbox – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Discerning fans like it and appreciate the subtlety, whilst others stare blankly and shrug.

Cheese

Gamecube – Mini Babybell. Cutesy and most will find it hard to unwrap without adult supervision
PS2 – Cheddar. Solid, dependable if a tad samey
Xbox – Gorgonzola. Massive stinky block of goodness that most refuse to try through fear and ignorance

Crisp Flavour

Gamecube – Prawn Cocktail. Enjoyed by girls and effeminate men.
PS2 – Salt & Vinegar. The most popular and leaves a pleasant aftertaste
Xbox – Beefy.

Drink

Gamecube – Panda Cola. Warm, sweet and really cheap
PS2 – Coke. Everywhere you look and readily available.
Xbox – Vimto. Scary at first but strangely nice once initial fear has subsided