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"If Consoles were..."

If consoles were:

Actors

Gamecube – Brad Pitt. All the girls like it and the blokes sniff and say “Gay”
PS2 – Christopher Walken. Cool, media-cult and hard to resist. And a bit scary
Xbox – Mr T. Everyone over the age of 20 realises how cool it is. And it’s massive and black.

Bands

Gamecube – The Tweenies. Adults cringe and fork over their money. And simple folk clap and laugh
PS2 – Travis. Reliable, in most homes and disturbingly bland yet everywhere you look.
Xbox – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Discerning fans like it and appreciate the subtlety, whilst others stare blankly and shrug.

Cheese

Gamecube – Mini Babybell. Cutesy and most will find it hard to unwrap without adult supervision
PS2 – Cheddar. Solid, dependable if a tad samey
Xbox – Gorgonzola. Massive stinky block of goodness that most refuse to try through fear and ignorance

Crisp Flavour

Gamecube – Prawn Cocktail. Enjoyed by girls and effeminate men.
PS2 – Salt & Vinegar. The most popular and leaves a pleasant aftertaste
Xbox – Beefy.

Drink

Gamecube – Panda Cola. Warm, sweet and really cheap
PS2 – Coke. Everywhere you look and readily available.
Xbox – Vimto. Scary at first but strangely nice once initial fear has subsided

H-e-l-l-o Peter. Do you recieve?

Right, enough babble about me. Hello Peter - welcome to the forums. Make some intelligent discussions/replies and just don't become a mass debator! :0)

Nice topic by the way!

hello shaun
tell me if you see this post!!!

i like irn bru and Tango does that count.......guess not

I sure Jennifer Aniston wouldn't mind someone else... shudder

Brad Pitt rules.

Which means I'm gay, obviously.

Goatboy wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> GameCube will be the 'Pink Floyd' of the
> world.

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Appreciated by people on drugs?
Or played by old men that used
> to matter but now rely on past glories?

I don't fit into either of those categories, but Echoes sold amazingly well to all ages. Even Grix brought one :D

Nice stuff goaty.

er-no wrote:
> GameCube will be the 'Pink Floyd' of the world.

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Appreciated by people on drugs?
Or played by old men that used to matter but now rely on past glories?

GameCube will be the 'Pink Floyd' of the world.

It will absolutely rule. It has all the games you PS2 gamers have raved about for so long apart from the 'not actually all its been hyped to be' MGS2.

Ah well.. better like with MGS3... :P

Not in this lifetime, no.

Maybe the next time around when I come back as salad dressing or something.