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"If Consoles were..."

If consoles were:

Actors

Gamecube – Brad Pitt. All the girls like it and the blokes sniff and say “Gay”
PS2 – Christopher Walken. Cool, media-cult and hard to resist. And a bit scary
Xbox – Mr T. Everyone over the age of 20 realises how cool it is. And it’s massive and black.

Bands

Gamecube – The Tweenies. Adults cringe and fork over their money. And simple folk clap and laugh
PS2 – Travis. Reliable, in most homes and disturbingly bland yet everywhere you look.
Xbox – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Discerning fans like it and appreciate the subtlety, whilst others stare blankly and shrug.

Cheese

Gamecube – Mini Babybell. Cutesy and most will find it hard to unwrap without adult supervision
PS2 – Cheddar. Solid, dependable if a tad samey
Xbox – Gorgonzola. Massive stinky block of goodness that most refuse to try through fear and ignorance

Crisp Flavour

Gamecube – Prawn Cocktail. Enjoyed by girls and effeminate men.
PS2 – Salt & Vinegar. The most popular and leaves a pleasant aftertaste
Xbox – Beefy.

Drink

Gamecube – Panda Cola. Warm, sweet and really cheap
PS2 – Coke. Everywhere you look and readily available.
Xbox – Vimto. Scary at first but strangely nice once initial fear has subsided

Hmmm i take it you don't like the gamecube ,you flash swine.

cabbageboy wrote:
> im the one who wrote the totally cack review on hannibal

It was a very good review. The way you parodied a complete moron...

I think the Nintendo forum is missing a couple of people

im the one who wrote the totally cack review on hannibal

You better run

*chases after $h@ne0 as fast as he can*

Yes, indeed he is. He's cooler, but twice as dense :0)

*Prays that he doesn't read this message*

*Runs*

Erm...Shaun, this another product of your school? Dispose of it in a safe and clean place.

I don't really wanna know that...Quit spamming the topic with total cack! If you wanna talk sh'te with me, then make a topic for it :0)

I`m not a mass debator im a masturbator

*Sticks middle finger up*

Peter - you dumb cluck! Refresh = Ctrl + C/re-open topic!

*Here's a sticker for being ham of the day*

You deserve it :0)