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And I loved it.
Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.
Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.
The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.
Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.
Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.
AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.
But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.
Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.
Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.
The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.
Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.
Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.
AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.
But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.
Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
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And I loved it.
Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.
Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.
The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.
Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.
Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.
AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.
But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.
Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.
Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.
The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.
Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.
Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.
AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.
But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.
Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
Your Honour wrote:
The
> multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well,
----
Um...you like it when 4 mates come over and play?
The
> multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well,
----
Um...you like it when 4 mates come over and play?
Sorry YH, no more topics about a new console in the Future of Gaming forums. ;-)
Meka Dragon wrote:
Sorry YH, no more topics about a new console in the future of Gaming forums.
;-)
You know what I mean!
Stop being so damn pedantic!
:-D
Sorry YH, no more topics about a new console in the future of Gaming forums.
;-)
You know what I mean!
Stop being so damn pedantic!
:-D
Goatboy wrote:
Um...you like it when 4 mates come over and play?
Well, if you can persuade the female friends to come over for a game, it can be quite enjoyable, yes.
Especially if you combine it with another game, such as twister, then it becomes *much* more fun.
Um...you like it when 4 mates come over and play?
Well, if you can persuade the female friends to come over for a game, it can be quite enjoyable, yes.
Especially if you combine it with another game, such as twister, then it becomes *much* more fun.
Your Honour wrote:
Stop being so damn
> pedantic!
:-D
It's part of my charm.
Stop being so damn
> pedantic!
:-D
It's part of my charm.
Ok I'm confused.
Are we talking about genitals or a games console?
You can never tell with Your Honour :D
Are we talking about genitals or a games console?
You can never tell with Your Honour :D
Ahh gold.
Do you have gold ....
Do you have gold ....
Ice Blaster wrote:
> Do you have gold ....
That's David Beckham... apparently.
> Do you have gold ....
That's David Beckham... apparently.
Doughnut Monster wrote:
Are we talking about genitals or a games console?
My genitals.
And I thoroughly enjoyed it. I may go back and have another play tonight...
Are we talking about genitals or a games console?
My genitals.
And I thoroughly enjoyed it. I may go back and have another play tonight...
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