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Only in America. We hope. Will this madness ever end?
"Man gets paralysed after trying to lift x-box"
Now that would be funny!
> Yup, and if your head hits one of those corners of the cube when you go down...
> not nice.
Hmm...
"Teenager dies going down on Gamecube"
There's a 'head'line!
It probably means that Nintendo are a huge, evil corporation, whose secret agenda is to annihilate the games-playing masses.
You have been warned - don't buy a Gamecube - they're probably full of semtex.
True story.