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Note. Delia= Delia Smith (say Deel-ya) Crocks= Crockery.
(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)
(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich
People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine
(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z
Chorus x2
Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care
Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!
chorus x2 (fades out)
(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)
(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich
People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine
(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z
Chorus x2
Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care
Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!
chorus x2 (fades out)
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Yey!
*No fish were harmed in the making of this post*
*No fish were harmed in the making of this post*
mreaaaaaaadb.
Gets out the Buxom Wenchmobile.
Coming for a pootle, AJ?
Gets out the Buxom Wenchmobile.
Coming for a pootle, AJ?
citric acid
*Pootles*
*Pootles*
Treacle.
*Pootles*
*Pootles*
Ah so you bought ED at last. Don't worry if you become stuck, I've gone through the game 3 times already so I know what I'm doing.
By the way take the green path to start with and save frequently.
By the way take the green path to start with and save frequently.
Lemons
*pootles*
*pootles*
That was tanfastic of the most unblemished typeness.
Yey!
Yey!
Neo Elimin@tor 2015 wrote:
> 6 games?! Are they from that list you sent m or completly different
> ones?
all from the list
red faction 2
eternal darkness
die hard vendetta
star wars jedi out cast 2
terminator
onimushi 2
> 6 games?! Are they from that list you sent m or completly different
> ones?
all from the list
red faction 2
eternal darkness
die hard vendetta
star wars jedi out cast 2
terminator
onimushi 2
Excellent stuff!
I had to study Jamie Oliver and Delia Smith for my school media project in English
I had to study Jamie Oliver and Delia Smith for my school media project in English
I just bought Starwars Episode II and Blade II form Woolworths for £20! They had a "buy any 2 videos and save £4" deal on and I could resist the offer.
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