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"I'm still Delia from the block."

Note. Delia= Delia Smith (say Deel-ya) Crocks= Crockery.

(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)

(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich

People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine

(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z

Chorus x2

Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care

Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!

chorus x2 (fades out)

I don't hate Jamie Oliver. Well, not much. But you can bet Dell-ya does.

Kyz22 wrote:
> If you hate Jamie Oliver like I do then check this site, you will be
> in histerics
>
> http://uk.geocities.com/juliarockett/ >webpages/i-hate-jamie-oliver.htm

its very funny

*dogs were sold during the making of this post*

AfroJoe wrote:
> That was tanfastic of the most unblemished typeness.

You tart.

Tanfastic is my word.

If you hate Jamie Oliver like I do then check this site, you will be in histerics

http://uk.geocities.com/juliarockett/
webpages/i-hate-jamie-oliver.htm

*Theres a space is the URL, you'll have to ammend that because SR wont let me post a message over 60 characters

Let me know what you think of it

I'm still I'm still Link from the ........ *thinks of what to say....* um avenue

You tell 'em. Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Morbo and Neo Eliminator, stop having a conversation in my topic which is comlpetely unrelated to anything. Fools.

no

AfroJoe wrote:
> Yey!
>
> *No fish were harmed in the making of this post*

Yey!

*no cats were harmed in the making od this post*