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Note. Delia= Delia Smith (say Deel-ya) Crocks= Crockery.
(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)
(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich
People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine
(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z
Chorus x2
Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care
Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!
chorus x2 (fades out)
(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)
(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich
People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine
(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z
Chorus x2
Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care
Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!
chorus x2 (fades out)
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Note. Delia= Delia Smith (say Deel-ya) Crocks= Crockery.
(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)
(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich
People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine
(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z
Chorus x2
Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care
Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!
chorus x2 (fades out)
(Some scratching of records and a drum beat)
(chorus x2)
Don't be fooled by the crocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Delia from the block,
I used to have a little now I have a lot,
But I still know where I came from
Norwich
People walk in to the shop, buy my book,
That Jamie's but a mockney crook,
I am, so damn fine
Cook you up some tatties
Any damn time
Some Tuna-fish in brine
(MC Harriot III and Worrel T join in with an inspired rap)
Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
You might diss my lady for her Les Crueset
But Jamie, he don't know that way
He goes to 'bury's, buys his sausage rolls
A two pound wine, and some clothes
For his stupid wife Jools
They're so cool
With their made up friends on the TV
From Jay-Kay to Jay-Z
Chorus x2
Jamie, you can kiss my ars
With your big rubber lips
And your mockney quips
You jus' ain't not foolin me
Go to jail, throw away the key
Go to hell with the fat ladeeez
I don't really care
Fa-nee Craddock
Can suck my haddock
In HELL!!!!
In HELL!!!!
chorus x2 (fades out)
Best. Song. Ever.
Genius *weeps*
Genius *weeps*
now thats quite scary.
Pure, unadlutlered Genius.
I haven't heard the original yet so I can't compare it.
Oh Morbo there is GOING to be a GS Gamecube game out next year, this is truely the best year of our lives.
Oh Morbo there is GOING to be a GS Gamecube game out next year, this is truely the best year of our lives.
i think GAME think that im crazy, i went there at about half 1, and i got 6 games, one storage tower, and one DVD, coming to a total of £250 est. i took 2 people to serve me as they both had to get the stuff out of the draws. i need to think of one more game to get... i think it will be 007 nightfire just for the hell of it.
yeah its not as good as my jenny from the block edited version
6 games?! Are they from that list you sent m or completly different ones?
It is. It's better.
Neo Elimin@tor 2015 wrote:
> I haven't heard the original yet so I can't compare it.
You're not missing much.
I can't help but laugh when I hear it - it's all about how she's still got her feet on the ground and is unchanged.
If that's the case, why does she have a massive entourage, and why did she insist on a white leather sofa in her Top of the Pops dressing room, 50 bunches of white roses, etc.
Famous for her demands, she's far from "Jenny from the block". It's all gone straight ot her head, I'm afraid.
And her butt isn't as sexy as she thinks - in fact she has a fat 'booty'.
> I haven't heard the original yet so I can't compare it.
You're not missing much.
I can't help but laugh when I hear it - it's all about how she's still got her feet on the ground and is unchanged.
If that's the case, why does she have a massive entourage, and why did she insist on a white leather sofa in her Top of the Pops dressing room, 50 bunches of white roses, etc.
Famous for her demands, she's far from "Jenny from the block". It's all gone straight ot her head, I'm afraid.
And her butt isn't as sexy as she thinks - in fact she has a fat 'booty'.
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