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"jehovah's witness"

Two of them woke me up this morning banging on my front door.

I open the door, still half asleep, and they start bangin on about how video games are evil and what not. even had a magazine all about it.

Guess who had been up all night playing the getaway...

GRRRRR!

My dad used to go to those things they all go to in the big hall with his mate and then started to do all the stuff that they do.
Then he tried to make me go and I wouldnt because I absolutely HATE religious crap. I also didnt get ANY Christmas presents for years until I forced my dad to stop going to these things and that theres no such thing as bloody god and jebus and all crap things like that.
So now he's normal, all thanks to me.

Stupid *&*$%^$% *^&*&$!

Rah!

Happy birthday for yisterdau, neB!
Yey!

Meh, my god dame parents are jehovahs witnesses. Do you knoe what that means for me?! Very few christmas presents, VERY FEW INDEED!

Usually you can scare them off easily enough, just say your strong practising Cathlics, and they just get scared and run away. And lol to Ant's joke :D

Bah! *mumbles* Bloody parents, bloody *mumbles* no proper christmas. *mumbles continuously forever more*

*sniff* I think i need a hug.

Reminds me of that joke.

Two Jehova's Witnesses died, and their souls went up to heaven. They knocked on the Gates Of Heaven, but no one answered. Behind the Gates, Jesus and his disciples could be seen lying on thr floor, Jesus saying, "shhhh, pretend we're not in!"

This is why I don't answer the door early in the morning without peeking to check who it is.

Some very good ideas.

*ahem*

Perhaps I would have attempted something more than the few words i mumbled at them if i hadnt only had 3 hours sleep before they interrupted my sleep. mind you, they did say sorry for waking me up.

You should have asked them to wait a while, gone and fetched your copy of the getaway and brandished it at them, to see if they cowed away in fear. If they didn't, you should've asked them why they were not desperately trying to avoid the influence of evil, and then argued with them on the topic of why attempting to force your religious beliefs onto other people is the only true evil in the world today.


Actually, I find saying "We're Jewish" is more effective than any amount of asking them to leave or debating with them.

they would of turned on there faith easily if they werent deprived as children...

You should have opened the door naked and said "Come children, the great leader is expecting you"

I would have invited them in for coffee and started a conversation belittling the existence of god.