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"FoG Story - Battle Royale"

Headteacher Tony called out the register on the school bus. He was expecting some comical replies, these being the unruliest collection of schoolchildren (and teachers) that he had ever seen, but there were none. He suspected this was because the top 100 posters table doesn’t copy and paste very well at all, and the writer was a bit pushed for time.

Ratably Skink
Grix Thrives
Goatboy
Kid Rock
Turbonutter
Ant
Er-no
Your Honor
Sniper
Wookie
FantasyMeister
Meka Dragon
Ortaga
Sheepy
Mystique
AfroJoe
Ice Blaster
Tiltawhirl
Dan2K2 (Tony thought what stupid names all these people had)
SSXpro
Bonus
Tony…Oh, that was him. Cool. It sounded like a fun trip anyway, going to the zoo and all.
Stryke
Dringo
Strafex
Starlight
Longy…Tony couldn’t pronounce the two letters on the end of his name, so he just ignored them.
Time Warp
Mattyboy
The Game
Armitage Shanks
Pb
Pro Evo
Big slow
DeltaJava
SonicRav
Jetster
The Vottanator
Venombyte
ResEvil Fan
Reaper
Triple H
Fish-e
I am The Tarrent
Seifer
Slaveunit
Edgy
Fogmaster
Aliboy
Grandprix
Beware the toast
David
Adrian
Lord Semegal…Damn rich kids.
Joe Dark…Damn secret agents in training
Talkie Toaster…Damn novelty gifts
M16
Nw Jimmy
CDouch
Sibs
Slik
Mouldy Cheese…what a handsome guy
Twain
GasMark
Natbuc
Weird Wonder
Beanz
Cookie Monster…Wookies cousin, Tony assumed.
Cooky
Little Hedgehog
Shocktrooper
Mr. Snuggly…one of the teachers
Doughnut Monster
Magma Dragoon
Slipknot…He was currently smashing his head against the wall of the bus.
Monkey With Attitude
Solskjar 24
Vai
Shadow
Nomad Soul
Mr. Nice Guy
Quazimodo
Asher D
Monkey Man
Majk
Whooo Style
Rickoss
Iguana
Ben Hodgettes...what a gimp, Tony thinks.
Willow
Cjh
Darkness 2k
Lefback
Mantis
CJC
Uncle Albert
Snoop Doggy Dan
JaCee UK
Uksgamer2002
Golden Rhino

Whoo…long list that, thinks Tony. 99 of the little schmucks, + him = 100 people. How would they all fit into the zoo? It can’t be a very big zoo…Tony, an expert in farm animals, had never heard of it. Tony ducked as Monkey With Attitude swung over his head. He was used to all these animal like humans by now.

Tony takes a long sip on his drink, handily supplied by one of the suit clad government men who had insisted they come on the trip. In fact, they were funding the whole thing, which was pretty nice of them. Reminded him of a film he once watched actually…

Tony was just thinking how goddamn nice it was that they were funding it, when the door of the bus swung open, and a figure, silhouetted by sunlight, walked in the door.

Tony sighed. Shaneo was back, despite being expelled 6 times already.

“Shaneo, what are you doing back here?”

The figure looked uneasy, and replied in a Homer Simpson Double voice “Shaneo? Who is zis Shaneo? My name is Saleeva. I have a girlfriend, and I am in a band.”

He must have a new address. Damn Microsoft, giving away houses for free.

“Alright, Saleeva, come aboard. You may as well”.

Shaneo smiled, and took the last seat on the bus.

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Soon, the drinks drugged by the government officials started to take effect. All 101 characters fell into a deep slumber.

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Sheepy woke up in a hut. His first attempt at thought was to try and remember how much he had drunk last night – why else would he wake up lying on the floor? Sheepy rolled over onto one side, looking for anyone else. No one there. Damn. A sudden horror rushed through Sheep’s body, prompting him to jump up and look out the hut windows. No sheep. Thank God for that. He’d never lived it down after the first time.

Then he remembered – wasn’t he supposed to be at the zoo about now? Or had he managed to get drunk before he got there? The last thing he remembered was thinking how comfortable the coach seats looked…

His questions were answered by a sheet of paper he found lying where his prone body had been. It was A4, printed in black ink.

Sheepy prayed for it not to be a homework assignment.

The note read:

YOU have been selected to take part in Rattle Boyale. You have no choice about this. You will see that you have been given a weapon. The weapon is different for different people. You will not need to eat or drink, because it would just hinder the story. Basically, you all have to kill each other. The last man standing is the winner.

You cannot post more than once a day, and you cannot kill off more than one character per post. Don’t kill off people just because you don’t like them, and if you can’t remember who’s been killed off then ask me to send you a list.

Anyone can post in this story, unless I decide that you suck.

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Sheepy looked around, and he saw his weapon. A bottle of Vodka. He decided that it would be a better weapon when empty, so he popped the top off with a *click*.

"Hello?!" Ben Hodgettes whimpers in a Luigi-like voice.

As he slowly walks across the room, the beast that is Mr. Snuggly can be seen in the depths of the background, machete in hand. As Ben Hodgettes looks around the room for movement, Mr. Snuggly is creeping up behind him in the shadows.

"You're mone, Hodgettes!" A voice booms, but not the voice of Mr. Snuggly, the voice of Your Honour.

YH dives across the room and swings at Hodgettes with the blade of his keyboard, skimming his hair ever so slightly.

"AHHH!!!" Hodgettes shreiks and legs it up a nearby tree.

"In the name of the law, get down from that tree!" Your Honour announces.

"No! I can't argue with the law!"

"Damn right you can't!"

Ben Hodgettes slides down the tree with his hands up and Your Honour once again reveals the blade of his keyboard. YH hears foot steps behind him and swerves round quickly, Snuggly's still there!

YH ignores this and continues to raise his keyboard, thus swinging it and chopping Hodgettes head off.

A second after Mr. Snuggly dives out from the shadows and chops YH in two!

RiCkOsS

Sniper cant kill me.... ;)

Then Uncle Albert ran in and killed everyone. :-D

MJSwerve - DEAD by Sniper (Shot) - 4:40pm - 20/2/02
Jester - DEAD by Nomad Soul (Sliced) - 6:07pm - 20/2/02
Sniper - DEAD by FantasyMeister (Burnt) - 10:31pm - 20/2/02
Doughnut Monster - DEAD by Turbonutter (Drowned) - 9:08am - 21/2/02
Shadow - DEAD by Wookiee Monster (Drowned) - 4:13pm - 21/2/02
GasMask - DEAD by Pb (Shot) - 6:39pm - 21/2/02
cjh - DEAD by Mouldy Cheese (Shot) - 5:02pm - 24/2/02
Ice Blaster - DEAD by a snake (Poisoned) - 7:59pm - 26/2/02
Reaper - DEAD by Iguana (Stab Wound) - 9:11pm - 26/2/02
Tony - DEAD by Mr Snuggly (Severe Papercut)- 2:09pm - 27/2/02
JaceeUK - DEAD by Cooky (Sliced) - 5:21pm - 27/2/02
Nomad Soul - DEAD by Mr Nice Guy (Battered) - 7:53pm - 27/2/02
Time Warp - DEAD by Your Honour (Decapitated) - 8:11pm - 27/2/02
Slipknot - DEAD by Turbonutter (Impact) - 7:23am - 28/2/02
Vottanator - DEAD by Your Honour (Grenade Explosion) - 6:53pm - 28/2/02
Seifer - DEAD by Salevaa (Stabbed) - 7:40am - 1/3/02
Venomyte - DEAD by Your Honour (Shot) - 4:44pm - 2/3/02
Kid Rock - DEAD by himself (Accidental Suicide) - 4:51pm - 2/3/02
Monkey Man - DEAD by Iguana (Accidental Decapitation) - 7:08pm - 2/3/02
RastaBillySkank - DEAD by Your Honour (Shot) - 2:16pm - 3/3/02
Whooo Style - DEAD by Shaneo (Decapitated) - 7:30am - 4/3/02
Tiltawhirl - DEAD by himself (Accidental Suicide) - 7:33am - 5/3/02
Salevaa - DEAD by Grix (Throat Slit) - 8:01am - 5/3/02
Willow - DEAD by Your Honour (Shot) - 6:52pm - 5/3/02
Mr Nice Guy - DEAD by himself (Suicide) - 7:22am - 6/3/02
Mystique - DEAD by Grix Thraves (Shot) - 9:28am - 6/3/02
Leftback - DEAD by Golden Rhino (Eaten) - 7:40pm - 6/3/02
Wookiee Monster - DEAD by Comedy Police (Shot) - 7:29am - 7/3/02
Shaneo - DEAD by Goatboy (Shat self to death) - 7:49pm - 7/3/02
Lil Hedgehog - DEAD by Battle Royale (Blown up) - 7:19am - 8/3/02

Damn...expect some very grizly deaths in my next posts :0)

Still counts. YH wrote one line, still got counted. I think it counted. Bang, you're dead. Sorry.

Because you wrote 1 line!

Hey,I killed you off.Why aren't you in the list?

Stryke looks ahead, to see the BR base, where Snuggly and Co are watching the events as they unfold. He can hear a fumbling in the bushes, when something or someone leaps out at him.

"Yikes! Oh, it's just you hedgehog."

Lil Hedgehog stands there, brandishing a brown lazer gun. Stryke goes over to it, smells it and snatches it, all before Hedgehog can do anything.

"Mmm. Toffee eh? Not bad."

"Stryke, you're missing the point here."

"Hardly little one. How about me and you escape this island together?"

"Well...I really don..."

"All we have to do is walk up to that base and blow them to hell."

"...but..."

"Let's go!"

Stryke walks behind Hedgehog, who hesitantly walks towards the base. Oblivious to Hedgehog, there is a red beam, which he is getting closer to. Stryke gives her a hard push and she falls past the read beam, where she is blown up, leaving a mess everywhere. Stryke smiles, before walking off.

28 down - 75 to go

MJSwerve - DEAD by Sniper (Shot) - 4:40pm - 20/2/02
Jester - DEAD by Nomad Soul (Sliced) - 6:07pm - 20/2/02
Sniper - DEAD by FantasyMeister (Burnt) - 10:31pm - 20/2/02
Doughnut Monster - DEAD by Turbonutter (Drowned) - 9:08am - 21/2/02
Shadow - DEAD by Wookiee Monster (Drowned) - 4:13pm - 21/2/02
GasMask - DEAD by Pb (Shot) - 6:39pm - 21/2/02
cjh - DEAD by Mouldy Cheese (Shot) - 5:02pm - 24/2/02
Ice Blaster - DEAD by a snake (Poisoned) - 7:59pm - 26/2/02
Reaper - DEAD by Iguana (Stab Wound) - 9:11pm - 26/2/02
Tony - DEAD by Mr Snuggly (Severe Papercut)- 2:09pm - 27/2/02
JaceeUK - DEAD by Cooky (Sliced) - 5:21pm - 27/2/02
Nomad Soul - DEAD by Mr Nice Guy (Battered) - 7:53pm - 27/2/02
Time Warp - DEAD by Your Honour (Decapitated) - 8:11pm - 27/2/02
Slipknot - DEAD by Turbonutter (Impact) - 7:23am - 28/2/02
Vottanator - DEAD by Your Honour (Grenade Explosion) - 6:53pm - 28/2/02
Seifer - DEAD by Salevaa (Stabbed) - 7:40am - 1/3/02
Venomyte - DEAD by Your Honour (Shot) - 4:44pm - 2/3/02
Kid Rock - DEAD by himself (Accidental Suicide) - 4:51pm - 2/3/02
Monkey Man - DEAD by Iguana (Accidental Decapitation) - 7:08pm - 2/3/02
RastaBillySkank - DEAD by Your Honour (Shot) - 2:16pm - 3/3/02
Whooo Style - DEAD by Shaneo (Decapitated) - 7:30am - 4/3/02
Tiltawhirl - DEAD by himself (Accidental Suicide) - 7:33am - 5/3/02
Salevaa - DEAD by Grix (Throat Slit) - 8:01am - 5/3/02
Mr Nice Guy - DEAD by himself (Suicide) - 7:22am - 6/3/02
Mystique - DEAD by Grix Thraves (Shot) - 9:28am - 6/3/02
Leftback - DEAD by Golden Rhino (Eaten) - 7:40pm - 6/3/02
Wookiee Monster - DEAD by Comedy Police (Shot) - 7:29am - 7/3/02
Lil Hedgehog - DEAD by Battle Royale (Blown up) - 7:19am - 8/3/02

Goatboy smash shaneo wiv fase til shaneo pooed him self too def.