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"Bashing the Bishop."

How many times a week do you do it?

*covers eyes*

shaking hands with Tony Blair....

Ah!

Another who has realised that Newark is the only place in the UK that is an anagram for a swear-word.

I have to say that my Barclays Bank timetable has changed in the last few weeks.

It's still a bit spontaneous, no real set times to be honest. Sometimes after a bad day, it's nice to let it all off.

Never first thing in the morning though, not sure why...

I always said YH was a Newark... ;-)

How often? Couldn't say - do you have a set timetable? :-)

How many terms for it can we think of between us...?

Bashing the Bishop
Spanking the Monkey
Jerkin' the Gherkin
The five-fingered knuckle-shuffle
Milking the cobra
Whacking the winkie

I know others, I'm sure... but I'll let someone else have a go (oo-er missus!)

Grix, "regularly" is a bit vague.

Not that I want an id-depth masturbation timetable or anything, you understand.

I'm STILL the only one that's admitted it. :0)

Your Honour wrote:
> Man married to pregnant woman does need to...

Depends. Some women feel very sexy when pregnant.

Older women, however are at more of a risk of loosing a baby, so are less likely to want sex.

Not that I'm married to a pregant woman.

Or married at all in fact...

the pen*s has represented power throughout the ages, its hardly surprising men want to talk about it/ get drunk and flaunt it.
Women aren't allowed sexual thoughts and feelings, or at least they weren't until recently.

I bet the percentage of "feminists" that admit "it" is a lot higher than others.

Man married to pregnant woman does need to...