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Choke the chicken
Stroke the salami
Poslish the helmet
> What about the mouth?
I've never really liked it to be honest, due to the view...
Bashing the Bishop
Spanking the Monkey
Jerkin' the Gherkin
The
> five-fingered knuckle-shuffle
Milking the cobra
Whacking the winkie
Oiling your baseball bat.
Stroking the one eyed snake...