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"Crossroads".
Not the really cool Walter Hill movie with Ralph Machio about blues guitarists, no, that movie was excellent.
This Crossroads is the title of Britney Spears' new movie.
And, just so you know, I will find your house and come visit if you so much as set foot in the cinema to see this.
She cannot sing.
She lip-synchs to everything. She is not sexy, unless the idea of a robot-from-the-future with a bomb in her ribcage and shark-eyes is attractive to you.
She is vacous, a danger to your children and has no concept of irony.
"I'm a virgin, I don't believe in exploiting sex to sell records"
Excuse me? What the hell is dancing around in a school uniform singing "Hit me baby one more time"?
It's appealing to sado-masochistic sexual fantasy is what it is.
Who fell for that?
Who actually thought that song was good and she was hot?
You got played by marketing demons, get over it.
This floater movie should, in a world of justice, bomb.
But it won't, because little girls will go watch it and smile as the android tries to not walk into furniture.
This.
Movie.
Will.
Suck.
IF you are a man and you watch this, you are creepy and have sweaty palms.
IF you are a woman and you watch this, you are secretly a bimbo-wannabe with no sense of self-identity and you will never find a man, except for a hairy welder that will beat you because "he loves you"
IF you are a kid and you watch this, then you're stupid and you have a future working in garages being forced to listen to the pap through the piped-radio stations they have there.
I have seen with horror and dread the end of the world, it is called "Crossroads".
Go watch a porno movie over the net, at least they don't try and make records.
Not the really cool Walter Hill movie with Ralph Machio about blues guitarists, no, that movie was excellent.
This Crossroads is the title of Britney Spears' new movie.
And, just so you know, I will find your house and come visit if you so much as set foot in the cinema to see this.
She cannot sing.
She lip-synchs to everything. She is not sexy, unless the idea of a robot-from-the-future with a bomb in her ribcage and shark-eyes is attractive to you.
She is vacous, a danger to your children and has no concept of irony.
"I'm a virgin, I don't believe in exploiting sex to sell records"
Excuse me? What the hell is dancing around in a school uniform singing "Hit me baby one more time"?
It's appealing to sado-masochistic sexual fantasy is what it is.
Who fell for that?
Who actually thought that song was good and she was hot?
You got played by marketing demons, get over it.
This floater movie should, in a world of justice, bomb.
But it won't, because little girls will go watch it and smile as the android tries to not walk into furniture.
This.
Movie.
Will.
Suck.
IF you are a man and you watch this, you are creepy and have sweaty palms.
IF you are a woman and you watch this, you are secretly a bimbo-wannabe with no sense of self-identity and you will never find a man, except for a hairy welder that will beat you because "he loves you"
IF you are a kid and you watch this, then you're stupid and you have a future working in garages being forced to listen to the pap through the piped-radio stations they have there.
I have seen with horror and dread the end of the world, it is called "Crossroads".
Go watch a porno movie over the net, at least they don't try and make records.
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"Crossroads".
Not the really cool Walter Hill movie with Ralph Machio about blues guitarists, no, that movie was excellent.
This Crossroads is the title of Britney Spears' new movie.
And, just so you know, I will find your house and come visit if you so much as set foot in the cinema to see this.
She cannot sing.
She lip-synchs to everything. She is not sexy, unless the idea of a robot-from-the-future with a bomb in her ribcage and shark-eyes is attractive to you.
She is vacous, a danger to your children and has no concept of irony.
"I'm a virgin, I don't believe in exploiting sex to sell records"
Excuse me? What the hell is dancing around in a school uniform singing "Hit me baby one more time"?
It's appealing to sado-masochistic sexual fantasy is what it is.
Who fell for that?
Who actually thought that song was good and she was hot?
You got played by marketing demons, get over it.
This floater movie should, in a world of justice, bomb.
But it won't, because little girls will go watch it and smile as the android tries to not walk into furniture.
This.
Movie.
Will.
Suck.
IF you are a man and you watch this, you are creepy and have sweaty palms.
IF you are a woman and you watch this, you are secretly a bimbo-wannabe with no sense of self-identity and you will never find a man, except for a hairy welder that will beat you because "he loves you"
IF you are a kid and you watch this, then you're stupid and you have a future working in garages being forced to listen to the pap through the piped-radio stations they have there.
I have seen with horror and dread the end of the world, it is called "Crossroads".
Go watch a porno movie over the net, at least they don't try and make records.
Not the really cool Walter Hill movie with Ralph Machio about blues guitarists, no, that movie was excellent.
This Crossroads is the title of Britney Spears' new movie.
And, just so you know, I will find your house and come visit if you so much as set foot in the cinema to see this.
She cannot sing.
She lip-synchs to everything. She is not sexy, unless the idea of a robot-from-the-future with a bomb in her ribcage and shark-eyes is attractive to you.
She is vacous, a danger to your children and has no concept of irony.
"I'm a virgin, I don't believe in exploiting sex to sell records"
Excuse me? What the hell is dancing around in a school uniform singing "Hit me baby one more time"?
It's appealing to sado-masochistic sexual fantasy is what it is.
Who fell for that?
Who actually thought that song was good and she was hot?
You got played by marketing demons, get over it.
This floater movie should, in a world of justice, bomb.
But it won't, because little girls will go watch it and smile as the android tries to not walk into furniture.
This.
Movie.
Will.
Suck.
IF you are a man and you watch this, you are creepy and have sweaty palms.
IF you are a woman and you watch this, you are secretly a bimbo-wannabe with no sense of self-identity and you will never find a man, except for a hairy welder that will beat you because "he loves you"
IF you are a kid and you watch this, then you're stupid and you have a future working in garages being forced to listen to the pap through the piped-radio stations they have there.
I have seen with horror and dread the end of the world, it is called "Crossroads".
Go watch a porno movie over the net, at least they don't try and make records.
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