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1. A man is walking along a path at find there is a tree in his way... it's impassable! He sees a Wrinkled, old woman at the bottom and hears her exclaim
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success "
He obviously climbs the tree.
On an upper branch he sees a slighty attractive women. She is heard to exclaim
"Kiss me or climb the tree to success" so he again climbs the tree!
On yet another branch there is a drop dead gorgeous women and she sexually says
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success " He thinks if she's here whats on the next branch so he ascends the tree!
On the next branch he sees a naked, wrinkled, old man!
He says in a creepy voice " Hi, I'm Cess! "
2. A man asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," says the child, bursting into tears.
Confused his father says "What's wrong"
"Oh Dad" he sobs. "When I was 6 I got the !there's no such thing as Santa speech! At 7 I got the !there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny speech! and at 8 I got !There's no such thing as the tooth fairy speech! If you're gonna tell me that adults don't really have sex then there's nothing left for me to live for"
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success "
He obviously climbs the tree.
On an upper branch he sees a slighty attractive women. She is heard to exclaim
"Kiss me or climb the tree to success" so he again climbs the tree!
On yet another branch there is a drop dead gorgeous women and she sexually says
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success " He thinks if she's here whats on the next branch so he ascends the tree!
On the next branch he sees a naked, wrinkled, old man!
He says in a creepy voice " Hi, I'm Cess! "
2. A man asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," says the child, bursting into tears.
Confused his father says "What's wrong"
"Oh Dad" he sobs. "When I was 6 I got the !there's no such thing as Santa speech! At 7 I got the !there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny speech! and at 8 I got !There's no such thing as the tooth fairy speech! If you're gonna tell me that adults don't really have sex then there's nothing left for me to live for"
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Oi! The Anus Theory is MINE! Bah, damn FFF...
Anus Theory wrote:
> Do you actually get the first one? NEway gotta go bye! CYA!
Er... yes. And it wasn't that good.
> Do you actually get the first one? NEway gotta go bye! CYA!
Er... yes. And it wasn't that good.
Do you actually get the first one? NEway gotta go bye! CYA!
Honest!
They're extremely funny jokes!
1. A man is walking along a path at find there is a tree in his way... it's impassable! He sees a Wrinkled, old woman at the bottom and hears her exclaim
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success "
He obviously climbs the tree.
On an upper branch he sees a slighty attractive women. She is heard to exclaim
"Kiss me or climb the tree to success" so he again climbs the tree!
On yet another branch there is a drop dead gorgeous women and she sexually says
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success " He thinks if she's here whats on the next branch so he ascends the tree!
On the next branch he sees a naked, wrinkled, old man!
He says in a creepy voice " Hi, I'm Cess! "
2. A man asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," says the child, bursting into tears.
Confused his father says "What's wrong"
"Oh Dad" he sobs. "When I was 6 I got the !there's no such thing as Santa speech! At 7 I got the !there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny speech! and at 8 I got !There's no such thing as the tooth fairy speech! If you're gonna tell me that adults don't really have sex then there's nothing left for me to live for"
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success "
He obviously climbs the tree.
On an upper branch he sees a slighty attractive women. She is heard to exclaim
"Kiss me or climb the tree to success" so he again climbs the tree!
On yet another branch there is a drop dead gorgeous women and she sexually says
" Kiss me or climb the tree to success " He thinks if she's here whats on the next branch so he ascends the tree!
On the next branch he sees a naked, wrinkled, old man!
He says in a creepy voice " Hi, I'm Cess! "
2. A man asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," says the child, bursting into tears.
Confused his father says "What's wrong"
"Oh Dad" he sobs. "When I was 6 I got the !there's no such thing as Santa speech! At 7 I got the !there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny speech! and at 8 I got !There's no such thing as the tooth fairy speech! If you're gonna tell me that adults don't really have sex then there's nothing left for me to live for"
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