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"Vote for sale"

I am currently undecided on who to vote for in the election, so I'm selling it, ebay style.

Best offer wins. I accept cash, cheque, bankers draft, alcohol and cigarettes.

Bidding starts at 1p.

Slave

i ferret that does tricks and a can of fake pepsi (popsi to be precise)

A packet of crisps and a night with Gaz.

I resent that. Nights shouldn't be sold.

10p and a marriage to Jess.

An empty coke can, and half a chip ?

100 bags of Tony's sugar if you vote for my a**e.

Ant, you forgot, you already have the "Golden" one. Silly boy :o)

Ok my bid

Some tin foil stuff.. And.. erm... and empty chocolate milkshake bottle.. and.. 4 airwaves.

Mwuah :o)

The cheque will be in your inbox soon,you may enter the amount you want

*gasp* what happened to democracy? (and throw in a pen)

Ok, I don't have much but here is what I can give you:

The Queen
Andy Brookes
Somerfields
A police hat
Tony
A Nail
Electric toohtbrush
A toothpick
oh yer and Y fronts

Take your pick.

OOO! Can i have your pants?
I'll swop this lurrrrrrverrrrly bouncy ball with a neked lady in the middle for them!!