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"Vote for sale"

I am currently undecided on who to vote for in the election, so I'm selling it, ebay style.

Best offer wins. I accept cash, cheque, bankers draft, alcohol and cigarettes.

Bidding starts at 1p.

Slave

I am currently undecided on who to vote for in the election, so I'm selling it, ebay style.

Best offer wins. I accept cash, cheque, bankers draft, alcohol and cigarettes.

Bidding starts at 1p.

Slave

2 Ciggarettes and a Can of Special Brew.

2 insults and a bunch of fives.

3 Malteasers, and my pet rabbit

3 pints of tap water and a mouldy slice of bread.

3 carrots and a used rubber.

6 ciggarretes 1 pint of beer and a pet monkey!

My mum.

Your Honour wrote:
> My mum.

I will throw in my mum as well.

Your Honour wrote:
> My mum.

Your Mum would be shocked if she saw this! tut tut *nudge nudge*