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"GGGGo GGGGareth, GGGGo"

Sorry *slaps own wrists* it was just too easy. Everyone knows he's going to win.

Longy:0) wrote:
> all though gareth is a christian

And that makes him LESS of a wazzock?

will deserves to win more hes got a way better voice, all though gareth is a christian

From the moment Stuttering Gareth appeared on our screens it was clear what was going on. Its like a Pop Idol version of Rocky. Disadvantaged underdog comes good when offered once-in-a-lifetime shot at the title. He's the original Southpaw popstar.

All we need in the final is for Will and Gareth to knock each other out with seconds to go. Will reaches out for something to help pull him up, but all he can see is Simon Cowell's belt and it is hoisted too high for him to grip. Gareth manages to drag his battered body to the Pink corner, where he is able to get to his feet. As Ant+Dec reach 10 in their poorly scripted and overlong 10 Count, Gareth is upright while weakened Will collapses mush down onto the canvas. (The impact of which realigns his Desperate Dan jaw).

Gareth is declared the winner, his eye cut and swollen closed, while Will is whisked away to the hospital. In the time it takes for him to deliver his emotional acceptance speech, three people die, two babies are born, one couple marry and Simon Cowell and Dr.Fox declare their undying love for Pete Waterman, which ends in a bitter duel on Wimbledon Common.

In 5 years nobody remembers any of it and Gareth disappears back into obscurity, penniless and broken.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> I think the fat lad will come back and eat them all, hence winning by default.
> Also, I want Gareth's stutter to come back when he sings the final note of the
> final song, just imagine:

"I did it, myyyyyyy... Wha... Wha... Wha..
> *blows* Wha... Wha...Wha *explodes*

Yeah, yeah, freestyle.

I think the fat lad will come back and eat them all, hence winning by default. Also, I want Gareth's stutter to come back when he sings the final note of the final song, just imagine:

"I did it, myyyyyyy... Wha... Wha... Wha.. *blows* Wha... Wha...Wha *explodes*

Its fixed. Someone on the inside told me he was going to win after the first few episodes. I never watched the programme so I had a bet with the people I work with I could predict who wins. I wrote it down in an envelope and didnt tell them... they will open it next week and find out I'm right... hahhahha... fools.

All I want to see, and I'm not asking much, is for GGGGareth to lose it on stage, his stammer come back and he starts ffffreestyling.

I detest this program. It's worse than Popstars. Why? Because that annoying git Darius is back. And the guy with my name is an absolute gimp who does indeed, stutter. And who cares if they can sing? It's fickle fickle fickle pop. They'll be gone in a year. Superb. What's next?

AnnoyingGeordieDuoStars?

ScriptedEvilJudgeIdol?

Or even Popfans - where they search for the saddest people out there. The final 10 would all be 12 yr old girls from suburbia. And Darius, of course.

Ohhh i get ya now
tsk tsk monkey_man
that was monkey_wrong shame on monkey_you

I find it highly suspicious that Gareth loses his lisp as soon as he starts singing, eh?

Also, I don't want Gareth to win, as it'll knacker up the saturday night TV schedule when he goes on Parkinson. They'll have to make it an extra long special, just so he can get the answers out.

Also, I think it's obvious to see that it's *mainly* girls who watch and vote, hence there's three blokes left.

If blokes were voting, that fit bird that sang in gold when they were doing 10 of them a week (remember back that far?) would have won.

Damn, she was fit!