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Ok. I thought, instead of using the old electric shaver - the thing that does it all for you and gives us slobs the oppertunity to get on with what we're doing. I thought, I'm gonna degrade and use the old thing you people call a "shaver".
So, off I go. Everything going fine. Put that funny cream around the face. Then, grab that caveman tool called a "shaver". Go down.......bye bye cream. Go down......more cream goes. Hehe. This is easy and all those people said it hurt. What losers.
Finish. Ahhhhhhhh. I'll just stick on some aftershave and ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus aest Christ.
That's painful.
I'm going back to 21st century style.
There's a lesson to be learn't in all this.
Technology knows best.
So, off I go. Everything going fine. Put that funny cream around the face. Then, grab that caveman tool called a "shaver". Go down.......bye bye cream. Go down......more cream goes. Hehe. This is easy and all those people said it hurt. What losers.
Finish. Ahhhhhhhh. I'll just stick on some aftershave and ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus aest Christ.
That's painful.
I'm going back to 21st century style.
There's a lesson to be learn't in all this.
Technology knows best.
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Isn't that off the simpsons or something. I've definately heard it before.
What gets me is:
Why is it you cut you face a tiny bit but about a pint of bloody flows out the whole day... err indeed.
Why is it you cut you face a tiny bit but about a pint of bloody flows out the whole day... err indeed.
Shaving is the men's curse. Just imagine talking to your son about it...
"Son, there is something growing inside you and one day, it's going to shoot through your face!"
"Son, there is something growing inside you and one day, it's going to shoot through your face!"
:)
I always forget to shave in morning, and often forget to bring towel when having a shower... so I need to jump around house naked grabing towels and remembering I haven't shaved.
I always forget to shave in morning, and often forget to bring towel when having a shower... so I need to jump around house naked grabing towels and remembering I haven't shaved.
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