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"Shaving"

Ok. I thought, instead of using the old electric shaver - the thing that does it all for you and gives us slobs the oppertunity to get on with what we're doing. I thought, I'm gonna degrade and use the old thing you people call a "shaver".

So, off I go. Everything going fine. Put that funny cream around the face. Then, grab that caveman tool called a "shaver". Go down.......bye bye cream. Go down......more cream goes. Hehe. This is easy and all those people said it hurt. What losers.

Finish. Ahhhhhhhh. I'll just stick on some aftershave and ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus aest Christ.

That's painful.

I'm going back to 21st century style.

There's a lesson to be learn't in all this.

Technology knows best.

Never pick hairs from any where apart from your head.

Philips Coolskin......

You still get the ARGHHHHHHHHHH

but you've also got the annoying stubble in those hard to reach places electricity just doesn't reach........

You also get one bleep of a shaving rash if your alergic to the gel stuff.

Too true.

I use electric, always have.

I can wander around the house with it that way.

My wife likes to pluck my whiskers with tweezers.

Never pluck nose hair. It hurts.

I grew a beard or errr something once :)

I started to look like my insane Physics teacher so I shaved it off.

Come back when you have waxed your face* then you can talk to me about pain


*i dont wax my face but i could hardly tell you to wax your legs now could i?

You kids kill me

Grow a beard you nancies

Talking about what razors you use...you'll all be talking about your favourite WWF star in a moment and listening to Whitney Houston CDs.

well i used my freebie mach 3 that was sent to me and i used to use it without the funny foam which is a bit tricky as you can cut yourself so easily luckly i haven't.

well i use there gel now that magicly turns into foam Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i shave when i can be bothered really so most of the time i look like a bum LOL

TomUK wrote:
> Isn't that off the simpsons or something. I've definately heard it before.

It's a partial quote from a Jasper Carrott show.