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"Shaving"

Ok. I thought, instead of using the old electric shaver - the thing that does it all for you and gives us slobs the oppertunity to get on with what we're doing. I thought, I'm gonna degrade and use the old thing you people call a "shaver".

So, off I go. Everything going fine. Put that funny cream around the face. Then, grab that caveman tool called a "shaver". Go down.......bye bye cream. Go down......more cream goes. Hehe. This is easy and all those people said it hurt. What losers.

Finish. Ahhhhhhhh. I'll just stick on some aftershave and ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus aest Christ.

That's painful.

I'm going back to 21st century style.

There's a lesson to be learn't in all this.

Technology knows best.

Goatboy wrote:
>*Stifles laughter*
>You got 1 leg waxed and your chest.AND it's on video?
>Man, you are at her mercy forever.

I know... the funniest bit was a couple of weeks later. We went to Swanage for the day last summer and when I appeared in my shorts heading towards the sea I heard a couple of people giggling... Then I looked down... I'd totally forgotten about the bald leg!!...

I will say though, if they could find a way of waxing without the pain, it would be shaving anyday... it took weeks for it to grow back!!

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:

Do you have a Goaty beard or a
> proper one? Just thought that would be ironic.

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Used to be a goaty, but can't be bothered to trim so it's growing out into a full face rug.
I look like I slept in a ditch.

*Stifles laughter*

You got 1 leg waxed and your chest.
AND it's on video?

Man, you are at her mercy forever.

Mystique wrote:
> Come back when you have waxed your face* then you can talk to me about pain

*i dont wax my face but i could hardly tell you to wax your legs now> could i?

Actually.... My wife is a bit of a sadist, wonderful at heart, but generally evil most of the time...

After an evening of waxing "her" legs etc, she decided that with the left over wax she'd do me... She Waxed my right leg and my chest before she ran out...

I know pain, I have experienced this first hand and would swap it for a rusty wet shave any day, and what made it worse, the whole episode is on video *shame*

Aha, so now you all advocate beards! Beards rule. Excpeting of course that I don't have one, because my school won't let me. Ah, let's add to this thrilling topic. I shave using a Wilkinson Sword somethingorother. :-D

Shaving is a pain, i tend not to do it so i look like an fool.

Goatboy wrote:
> Grow a beard you nancies

Do you have a Goaty beard or a proper one? Just thought that would be ironic.

We're not talking about your armpits here Venom

;)

You don't know how lucky you are. Shaving is a pain. I had to start shaving when I was fourteen.

Still, that's not as bad as a mate of mine, who wasa shaving in his second year or secondary school. And yes, he did need to.

all my college buddys have to shave everyday.
then theres me
16 with the growth of a 10 year old
my voice hasnt broken and you cant even see any facial hair.
oh well, i would rather look like a cute little 10 year old then a rough looking spotty 16 year old.
heres to practically eternal youth